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**************Results after Week I*************
Picked 9 out of 11 winners (Straight up) 81.82%
Picked 3 out of 11 winners (Against the Spread) 27.27%

****2013 Year End Results****
Picked 94 out of 112 winners (Straight up) 83.93%
Picked 67 out of 111 winners (Against the Spread) 60.36%

Friday, October 4, 2013

Kentucky Wildcats (21 pt DOG) @ #13 South Carolina Gamecocks....

A short older gentlemen with glasses wearing a South Carolina hat and a Notre Dame t-shirt causally strolled into the Wildcats locker room on Wednesday and introduced himself as Mr. Lou....Immediately, he began  coaching up all the players and coaches on how to beat the Gamecocks this weekend....The more he talked; the more you could hear a distinct lisp in his voice and more it started to make sense to who this gentlemen was..... The Kentucky players including Coach Mark Stoops were all in awe with the tips on how to handle Gamecock's RB Mike Davis and QB Conner Shaw.  Mr. Lou instructed all the defensive players to whisper into Mike Davis's ear hole how cute his mother is after each tackle....He said Davis can't stand that and will fumble 4 times this weekend if they do that.....And then Mr. Lou instructed all the defensive players to whisper into Conner Shaw's ear hole how cute his dad is after each tackle... He said Shaw can't stand that and will throw 4 INTs this weekend if they do that!!! Everyone was amazed at what they had just heard and were busting at the seams to ask this gentlemen who he really was----finally one brave Kentucky player asked------"Excuse me sir, are you Lou Holtz?"

The gentlemen replied---------------"Naw, but I get that shit all the time!!!"

Then everyone asked ---------------"Then who are you???"

The gentlemen said----------------"I'm Fred Johnson from Louisville, KY, all my friends call me Mr. Lou!!!"

Finally Coach Stoops asked the obvious question-----"SOooo, Lou, where are you coaching football???" Mr. Lou answered-----"Coaching??? Never tried it,,, but I did sleep in a Holiday Inn Express last night!!! Gamecocks win and cover 42-17!!!

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