A short older gentlemen with glasses wearing a South Carolina hat and a Notre
Dame t-shirt causally strolled into the Wildcats locker room on Wednesday and
introduced himself as Mr. Lou....Immediately, he began coaching up all the
players and coaches on how to beat the Gamecocks this weekend....The more he
talked; the more you could hear a distinct lisp in his voice and more it
started to make sense to who this gentlemen was..... The Kentucky players
including Coach Mark Stoops were all in awe with the tips on how to handle
Gamecock's RB Mike Davis and QB Conner Shaw. Mr. Lou instructed all the
defensive players to whisper into Mike Davis's ear hole how cute his mother
is after each tackle....He said Davis can't stand that and will fumble 4
times this weekend if they do that.....And then Mr. Lou instructed all the
defensive players to whisper into Conner Shaw's ear hole how cute his dad is
after each tackle... He said Shaw can't stand that and will throw 4 INTs this
weekend if they do that!!! Everyone was amazed at what they had just heard
and were busting at the seams to ask this gentlemen who he really
was----finally one brave Kentucky player asked------"Excuse me sir, are you
Lou Holtz?"
The gentlemen replied---------------"Naw, but I get that shit
all the time!!!"
Then everyone asked ---------------"Then who are
you???"
The gentlemen said----------------"I'm Fred Johnson from
Louisville, KY, all my friends call me Mr. Lou!!!"
Finally Coach
Stoops asked the obvious question-----"SOooo, Lou, where are you coaching
football???" Mr. Lou answered-----"Coaching??? Never tried it,,, but I did
sleep in a Holiday Inn Express last night!!! Gamecocks win and cover
42-17!!!
Friday, October 4, 2013
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