Hey, who loves “Little Johnny” jokes???
Little Johnny’s teacher ask her students-----“Ole Miss Rebels recently changed their mascot in an effort to better reflect the University’s personality. The Ole Miss Rebels wanted to be several different mascots including a Black Bear, a Land Shark and a Hotty Toddy Man before settling on just one…….Can anyone guess the name of the new mascot at Ole Miss???”………Little Johnny raised his hand ----“Is it Sybil???”
Well, what can you say???......Johnny was “Money” last weekend in Oxford!!!......I guess it’s too soon to be telling “Little Johnny Manziel” jokes!!!....loll….What’s worse than a 3 game losing streak?.....A four game losing streak!!! And that’s exactly what the Rebels are facing this weekend as they host #6 LSU!!!......The Rebels are “Beat Up” pretty bad after three straight SEC games…..The biggest loss coming from DE Robert Nkemdiche who’s out 2 to 3 weeks with a pulled hamstring!!! Several backup defensive players, including Big Bo Wallace, are going to need a have a career night if they expect to have a chance against the Tigers!!!…….And on the other side of the field, LSU quarterback, Zach Mettenberger, is gonna be attacking the Rebel secondary like a spider monkey jacked up on Mountain Dew!!! And his counterpart, RB Jeremy Hill, is going to rush for so many yards against this weaken Ole Miss defense that the State of Mississippi might introduce a new children’s book for first graders named:
“Fun with Matt and Jeremy”------See Jeremy Run, Run Jeremy Run……Run, Run, Run…..Fun, Fun, Fun…..Son-of-a-Gun Gun Gun!!!…….Bayou Bengals win and cover 38-28!!!
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