Florida Atlantic Owls (40.5pt DOG) @ #2 Alabama Crimson Tide….

Attention Wal-Mart shoppers!!! We have a “Blue Light” special for the next 30 minutes on toilet paper, Tide detergent, bathroom plungers and “Harvey Updyke for President” t-shirts. Also, the person driving the 1...984 Camero painted in crimson red plaid with the 10”lift kit; you left your lights!!!! Lackluster, rusty or trouble?..........(NONE OF THE ABOVE)………………………Don’t freak-out Bama fans, It was week one!!! Plus, I think West Virginia was a little under-rated going into this game. With that being said, you won’t have to worry about covering the spread this week. Expect Bama’s 3rd string to come in early and for all of the Bama cheerleaders to letter by the 4th quarter!!!............. Big Al rolls and covers 55-7!!!