#5 Missouri Tigers (2 pt DOG) @ #3 Auburn Tigers….

TIGERS WIN,,,,,,, TIGERS WIN,,,,,,,, TIGERS WIN!!!!......Well, which group (or pride) of Tigers are we talking about???.....Well, first off-----Tigers don’t run in prides or groups!!!.….That would be Lions!!! Tigers don’t mingle or hang out with other Tigers…..Basically; they’re solitary creatures and try to avoid each other for the most part!!!…. On the contrary, this Saturday they won’t be able to avoid each other!!!….Expect these two big Kats to fight until the death….The Stakes are high and the winner takes it all-----The SEC Championship!!!...Auburn basically has two 1,000 yard rushers in the backfield with QB Nick Marshall and RB Tre Mason….Then mix in Auburn’s defense and Marshall’s passing and you got a deadly combination…..Missouri on the other hand, has it all!!!! A 1,000 rusher named Henry Josey “Wales”, a 2,000 yard passer named “Benjamin” James Franklin and the SEC sack leader Michael “Surface Air Missile” S.A.M., I am!!!....Both teams were awesome against the Vegas spread this year….In fact, if you had bet on Missouri and Auburn every week this year you would have won 20 out of 24 games…Bottom-line for me, Auburn has had to depend on luck to get them to Atlanta and I think this week their luck runs out….Missouri wins straight up and puts the Vegas points in their pocket 31-24!!!

#2 Florida State Seminoles (27 pt FAV) @ Florida Gators….

Raise your tomahawks in the air and wave em around like u just don’t care!!!... Tomahawk chop chop chop!!!!....... Tomahawk chop chop chop!!!!.......... Tomahawk chop chop chop!!!!

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Seminoles QB Jameis Winston might be facing another rape charge after this game……With a Heisman and National Championship on the line expect Mr. Winston’s Gatorade to be spiked with Spanish fly, Viagra and some type of Low-T drug!!!...........(Compliments of Coach Jimbo Fisher’s own secret recipe!!!) I fully expect Jameis to rip off, take off, and get off on the Gator defense all day long!!!!.....In fact, after this game QB Jameis Winston may not be allowed within a 500 yards of Ben Hill Griffin Stadium!!!!! The game will start to look like a circus after halftime……………...Speaking of circus, every time Florida’s offense walks onto the field you should start to hear circus music as the clowns start to perform!!! Bottom-line, Florida is facing a drug problem this Saturday-------------yup!!!..............A drug problem!!! The Gainesville newspapers will headline Sunday morning:

“SEMINOLES DRUG THE GATORS UP-N-DOWN THE FIELD BY THEIR TAILS!!!”.......Seminoles win and cover 45-14!!!

Wake Forest Demon Deacons (14 pt DOG) @ Vanderbilt Commodores….

Someone forgot to tell the Demon Deacons they were supposed to lose last week when they played Duke!!!!……..I’m glad ole David Cutcliffe got the win but it was a super close game that never should have been!!!…..This week, Coach James Franklin will have no problem reminding the Demon Deacons that they are supposed to lose!!!..... Seniors RB Austyn Carta-Samuels, RB Wesley Tate, WR Jordan Matthews and WR Jonathan Krause have all been a huge part of something very special at Vanderbilt….Vanderbilt had never had back-to-back bowl games(this year makes 3 in-a-row!!!)…..Never has Vandy had back-to-back 9 win seasons, in fact, the only prior year they had 9 wins ever dating back to 1890 was back in 1915………….So, win this game, win their bowl game and make history again!!!..... Vandy was the whipping child for many, many years plus everyone’s homecoming-----That was the Vandy of old!!!!……….Everybody loves the underdog (including me) and it’s great to see this DOG have his day in the sun!!!!........These Seniors will not be denied!!!….Commodores win and 33-17!!!

1 Alabama Crimson Tide (10.5 pt FAV) @ #4 Auburn Tigers….

This game is going to be “part one” of a three part trilogy of the National Championship!!!!

Volume 1------The Iron Bowl Champ

Volume 2------The SEC Champ

And lastly, Volume 3---------The National Champion!!!

Bo Jackson Enterprises, Inc will be the host of this year’s main event which welcomes Bear Bryant and Company LLC to Jordan-Hare Stadium!!!.....(FYI - There really is a Bo Jackson Enterprises, Inc…loll)….We very well might be watching the national championship game this weekend at Jordan-Hare Stadium.

Here’s what’s on the line for the Tide----If AJ McCarron can win here and next week in impressive fashion; he probably wins the Heisman Trophy plus brings home Alabama’s “First Ever” three-peat National Championship!!!....If the Tigers win this Saturday, fans from Dothan to Killen will soon gather together to erect a golden calf name “GUS” and then place it at the altar of the church of Jordan-Hare!

Offensively these teams are close but I have to give the edge to Alabama’s defense….Will playing at Auburn make a difference….yes----but only on the spread!!!….The Tide wins but does not cover 24-14!!!

Georgia Bulldogs (3 pt FAV) @ Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets….

Float like a butterfly and sting like a Bee, Yellow Jackets swarming just far as you can see!!!.....That’s what I see when I look towards Atlanta!!!.....Some Georgia fans worry that their Bulldogs can’t be and won’t be two dimensional without QB Aaron Murray in the lineup!!!!…..Well folks, you heard it here first, the Bulldogs will, in fact, still be a two dimensional team going into this game!!!……Basically, it will look like this; Todd Gurley right and Todd Gurley left!!!!..........lollll………….Ok, Georgia’s in trouble!!!! Georgia Tech’s only losses this year come from teams that have QBs that are capable of putting up huge passing numbers!!! The only exception was a loss to Virginia Tech which has a TOP TEN nationally ranked defense!!!....Every run dominant team that the Yellow Jackets faced this year, were beaten handedly!!! Yellow Jackets win and pocket the Vegas points 35-28!!!

Tennessee Volunteers (4 pt FAV) @ Kentucky Wildcats….

Just in case you were wondering my loyal Kentucky Football Fans--------The men’s basketball team is now 6-1!!!!.....()………Ok, somebody has to win this football game ------right???........ Well, with these two teams, there’s a good chance that both teams could lose!!!......lolll……...I can’t beat up the Volunteers too bad because they did upset South Carolina this year, they did have a 1,000 yard rusher and they did have Vanderbilt beat last weekend but gave it away with 16 seconds left in the game!!! The Wildcats, on the other hand, manage to scare a few teams but really, the only thing that the Wildcats were able to upset this year was Coach Stoops’s stomach!!!!...Coach Stoops, my advice to you for next year--------NEXIUM!!!.........VOLs win and cover 27-21!!!

#6 Clemson Tigers (4 pt DOG) @ #10 South Carolina Gamecocks….

Clemson fans; South Carolina has just went “back2back” x2 on you!!!!......If QB Tajh Boyd doesn’t win this weekend he will go down in history as the losingest QBs to have ever played at Clemson despite the fact that he’s one of the winningest QBs to ever play at Clemson!!!…..South Carolina has never-EVER won 5 in-a-row against rival Clemson!!!…..More than just rivalry history is on the line for the Gamecocks this weekend----If Johnny Football can knock off Missouri then the Gamecocks have a date in Atlanta with Dick Satan and his team of Demon Elephants from “Tusk-aloosa”……….Should be a great game!!! QB Tajh Boyd has been awesome this year plus he just went over 3,000 yards passing for the third straight year------and QB Conner Shaw should surpass 2,000 yards passing for the first time in his career at Carolina!!!...........15 straight home wins, the Terminator playing quarterback and there’s a reason that JC is a NFL first round draft pick!!!.........These are my reasons for these two team’s seasons!!!.....Cocks win and cover 35-28!!!



#21 Texas A&M Aggies (4 pt DOG) @ #5 Missouri Tigers…..

Johnny Football come lately, the new kid in town


everybody loves you, so don't let them down!!!……The EAGLES ROCK!!!!!….Anyway, did Johnny Football let you down last weekend and did he lose his Heisman trophy last weekend???..... Johnny Football has two chances to win a Heisman, slim and none, and slim just caught a bus T-town!!!….If AJ loses to Auburn or loses in the SEC Championship game it puts the Heisman Trophy in the hands of Florida State’s QB Jameis Winston----If Winston struggles against Florida or get indicted on a possible pending rape charge then, Johnny Football has a chance.

Bottom-line: If Texas A&M wins……

If Johnny Football wins in impressive fashion he keeps his Heisman Hopes alive plus it likely places his team in the Cotton Bowl to take on the Baylor Bears!!!!…In addition, if A&M wins it automatically places the South Carolina Gamecocks into the SEC Champion game in Atlanta!!!!

Bottom-line: If the Missouri Tigers win….

If Mizzou wins they play for an SEC Champion in Atlanta….If they win the SEC Championship, they are playing for a National Championship!!!..........................Tigers win but do not cover 45-42!!!



Ole Miss Rebels (3 pt FAV) @ Mississippi State Bulldogs….

It's the story

Of a Man name Dan
Who was bringing up three very timely QBs
All of them had helmets of gold, like their brothers,..
The youngest one might freeze!!!

Here's the story
Of a man named Hugh
Who was busy with three stars of his own
They were 4 Rebels
Playing all together
Despite they weren’t homegrown…

Then one day when Dan met this fellow
And he knew that his Bulldogs had more than a punch
That this team might somehow find a victory
That´s the way they all became the Bulldog Crunch.
The Bulldog Crunch,
The Bulldog Crunch,
That's the way they became the Bulldog Crunch.

Ok, back to realty….If Dak is out and Tyler is out then I think we all know what the most likely outcome in this game will be!!!!…..On paper the Rebels should win the game but it is a rivalry game which muddies the water!!!….The only way the Bulldogs can beat Ole Miss is if the defense holds Ole Miss to 14 points or less….The Bulldogs “WILL NOT” win if they get into a shootout with Bo Wallace with freshman QB Damian Williams under center …..The Bulldog’s Gold Chrome Domes will be shining at Scott Field on Thanksgiving night in Stark-Vegas but it doesn’t negate the fact that the Bulldogs are starting an inexperienced freshman QB….Rebels win and cover 24-14!!! (And for the record, I hope I’m completely wrong!!!)

Arkansas Razorbacks (25 pt DOG) @ #17 LSU Tigers….

“Less” Miles, the most hated man in Baton Rouge!!!.....Sorry LSU fan, you can’t get rid of Les because he keeps on winning!!!.....(You poor thing)..... Arkansas’s Bret Bielema is only a cheeseburger shy of matching the glory years of Coach Jack Crowe!!!....(That 3-9 record awaits you----Ouch!).....The Razorback for some strange reason give the Bayou Bengals fits…..The 4-8 Razorbacks last year came within a touchdown of upsetting 10-2 LSU….That will not be the case this year…Despite how bad things were at Arkansas last year it did not remove the fact that they still had an NFL caliber QB, by the name Tyler Wilson, reading the defenses and pulling the trigger!!!!…. (He’s now an Oakland Raider, just in case you were wondering!!!) Tyler Wilson had a career day with over 359 yards passing--------Don’t expect that same performance from Arkansas’s QB Brandon Allen!!!…But, you can expect LSU’s QB Zach Mettenberger to have a career day!!! Zach is just shy of 3,000 yards for the season which would be his best year at LSU….Expect him to be on fire this game!!!……..In fact, there’s a good chance that the scoreboard catches on fire too!!!...........Bayou Bengals win and cover 42-14!!!

Game Schedule Nov. 23rd Central Times

Game Schedule    Time      TV     XM    Sirius

Miss ST @ Ark    11:00    SECTV   196    134
Coastal @ S Car  12:00    ppv     200     93
Chatt @ Alabama   1:00    ppv     201    117
GA. SO @ Florida  1:00    ppv     198    128
T.A&M @ LSU       2:30    CBS      91     91
KY @ Georgia      6:00    ESPNU   200     93
Vandy @ Tenn      6:00    ESPN2   199    128
Mizzou @ Ole Miss 6:45    ESPN     85     85     

Mississippi State Bulldogs (1.5 pt FAV) @ Arkansas Razorbacks….

Bulldog fans came within a gnat’s ass of trading in them old 1980’s “MSU 6 - Bama 3” t-shirts for a brand new t-shirt that reads “MSU 21- Bama 20”!!!....Bully put up a hellva fight but in the end Dan Mullen had to break out his pooper scooper; bag it, trash it and move on!!!…..Here’s the percentage breakdown on this week’s game: If QB Dak Prescott can play at 80% (elbow) then the Bulldogs have about 75% of winning this game…..If QB Tyler Russell can play at 80% (shoulder/arm) then the Bulldogs have about 50% of winning this game…..and if the third string QB Damian Williams has to play at 80%(knee) then the Bulldogs have about 25% of winning this game!!!.....Now, if you’re a Razorbacks fan then it’s real simple; Offensively the Razorbacks have to establish the run with Collins, Williams and/or Marshall in order to create big-easy-open passing lanes for QB Brandon Allen….And on the defensive side of the ball, all the Hawgs really need to do to stop the Bulldogs is to stop their passing game. Without Dak Prescott in the line up the Bulldogs become too one dimensional…I think Dak Prescott will “NOT” be able to play this weekend but Tyler Russell will be able to play!!!......Bulldogs win and cover 28-24!!!

Coastal Carolina Chanticleers (34.5 pt DOG) @ #11 South Carolina Gamecocks….

First off I would like to give a shout out to Carolina’s kicker, Elliott Fry, for winning the game last week against the Gators….The 145 pound soaking-wet kicker took over in the fourth quarter by hitting a 22 and 43 yard field goal to win the game….Fry may be small and can only bench press the “bar” but he‘s definitely this week’s “BMOC” (Big Man On Campus!!!)……………Now, on to this week’s matchup!!!!
If KFC’s Colonel Sanders were alive-n-kicking today he would be headin’ to Williams-Brice Stadium to watch this game!!!(No pun intended)……Coastal Carolina is 10-1 and South Carolina is 8-2!!!….And just for the record, a chanticleer is a fancy, literary name for a rooster….And a Gamecock is, basically, a fancy way of saying; “tough-ass” killer cock that ain‘t chicken!!!……Speaking of “tough-ass” cock, South Carolina has one of the toughest Cocks around and he goes by the name Colonel Shaw, I mean Conner Shaw!!!….And when Conner Sanders, I mean Conner Shaw has his offense “shaking-n-baking”; it feels like all them "Eleven Herbs and Spices "on the field can’t be beat!....Lastly, I don’t want to seem too Cocky about this Carolina defense but I think they’re good enough to force this 10-1 Coastal Carolina team into laying a goose egg!!!(Or a Chanticleer egg, if you prefer!!!) Gamecocks win and cover 42-0!!!

Georgia Southern Eagles (27.5 pt DOG) @ Florida Gators….Them Florida Gators

chewed-n-chomped on Carolina’s Cocks pretty good last weekend!!!!…….I bet all them trainers at South Carolina were busy this week washing socks and icing Cocks!!!…..Last weekend, the Gators almost ended South Carolina’s home game winning streak at Williams-Brice Stadium along with any hopes of an SEC title.….The Gators completely stopped the running game of Davis & Shaw plus in the first half the Gators bite off one of Conner Shaw’s arms so he couldn‘t pass in the second half!!!!…..But, being true to form, the Terminator, CONNERS, SARAH CONNERS??? CONNER, Conner Shaw, grew back his arm during halftime, just in time, to throw a 32yard TD strike to Bruce Ellington on the Gamecock’s opening drive in the second half!!!……And as they say---The rest is history!!!….The Gators showed a lot of heart last week despite a lack luster 4-6 season……….But, this week the Gators get a chance to be productive on the scoreboard against a weaker Southern Conf opponent!!!!..........The 6-4 Eagles, definitely, aren’t going to be a pushover but I do expect the Gator defense to find the endzone just as much as their offense this week! Gators win and cover 35-7!!!

Chattanooga Mocs (49 pt DOG) @ #1 Alabama Crimson Tide….

The “Mocs” formerly the “Moccasins” moved away from the Native American Indian imagery to a more menacing creature------The Mockingbird!!!.....yeaaaaaaaa, ok!!!.......The P.C. police strike again!!!
The only thing this bird from Chattanooga will be mocking this weekend is the Great Native American Hoot Owl!!!.... I can hear it now------Chattanooga’s secondary saying-------” Whoooo-Whoooo, who’s man was that that just scored?”…Or maybe it’s Chattanooga's linebackers’ saying---“Whoooo-Whoooo, Who just ran over me?”…....And of course, “To kill a Mockingbird” is, definitely, going to be a required reading for all the Bama players this week!!!!.....I fully expect everyone to make an A+ if they really really study hard!!!…..But, don’t be surprised if you see Little Nicky Saban passing around the cliff note version to his starters this week!!!…He needs them to be healthy as they can be before heading into Auburn to take on the Tigers in the 2013 Iron Bowl next week!!!....Bama’s offense played bad enough to lose last week against Miss State, but luckily for them the depleted Bulldog offense just couldn’t capitalize!!! Alabama’s offense will not struggle this week……Tide wins but does not cover 56-7!!!

#12 Texas A&M Aggies (5 pt DOG) @ #22 LSU Tigers…

Folks, if you haven’t watched “The Johnny (Football) Manziel Show” the past two seasons then you don’t know what you’ve missed……Johnny Football might be more entertaining to watch than Uncle Si on Duck Dynasty!!!......(Ok, now I’m just talking crazy!!!....loll)…..But, with only two more episodes left in this football season the grand finale is gonna be more hyped than the final episode of the “Sopranos”. Johnny Manziel is trying to pull the “repeat” on the Heisman Trophy and needs a huge stage to pull it off!!!….Well, sports fans; the stage is set!!! (7-3 LSU this week and 9-1 Missouri the last week----both games are on the road!!!)……… Johnny Football must win the next two games in impressive fashion to secure the Heisman Trophy……One thing I have noticed about Johnny Football over the past two years is his uncanny ability to play “lights out” under the lights!!!…..In fact, the brighter, the hotter the spot light, the more he shines!!!!..... So, what does it take to win a Heisman Trophy back to back???......Tune in and watch for yourself!!!!...Expect to see Johnny “Be Money” Football the next two weeks and pick up his second Heisman in New York City!!!....Aggies win and keep the points in their pocket 45-42!!!

Kentucky Wildcats (23.5 pt DOG) @ Georgia Bulldogs….

Anybody catch that boring Auburn-Georgia game last week….lollll……Ouch!!!….Ok, Georgia fans will be cryin’ over that loss for many generations to come!!!!......That 73 yard touchdown pass was pure “pain” and “awesomeness” all rolled up into one!!!....As the old saying goes----“You better get you head out of your a$$ quickly or it might happen again!!!”……….This “Win” starved Kentucky Wildcat team is primed and ready to sucker punch any “down-in-the-dumps” football team that isn’t paying attention to them. The Dawgs may not be playing for a National Championship or even an SEC Championship but they still have a lot to be playing for….QB Aaron Murray will likely end his career as is the most prolific passer in SEC history. He has broken so many National and SEC records that the list are too long to name them all……The “Top Three” records for me this year were the following: career passing yards(13,000 and counting), career TD passes (117 and counting) and my personal favorite ---Murray has passed for more than 3,000 yards for 4 straight years !!!(No other QB in the SEC history has ever passed for 3,000 yards for even 3 three straight years!!!!)....Factor in bigger bowl game, last home game and a healthier Gurley; you should see a big win for the Dawgs this Saturday!!!.......Dawgs win and cover 45-20!!!

Vanderbilt Commodores (2.5 pt DOG) @ Tennessee Volunteers….

When was the last time the Commodores beat the Volunteers two years in a row????...........1926!!!
That was the year Dr. Robert Goddard launched his 1st liquid fuel rocket and it went up into the air 184' (+/- 62 yards…..loll)…….BTW- he’s the founding father of the modern day rocket “OR” the guy that paved the way for you to watch 10 football games all at once on your TV, talk on your cell phone, surf the internet, look at the top of your house on Google maps, etc., etc., etc…….Let’s just say satellite technology and the Vanderbilt football team have both come a long way!!!!.....Vandy is already Bowl eligible and just looking to add the whipping cream and chocolate sprinkles to an already tasty season!!! Tennessee, on the other hand, finds themselves in a “must-win” situation and will need to win the last two games against Vanderbilt and Kentucky just to become Bowl eligible…..It’s not goin’ to be easy but it’s doable!!!The Commodores have only won 3 times in Neyland Stadium in the past 75yrs……So, the Volunteers have history on their side…..This game is goin’ be a huge fight within the state of Tennessee with a lot of high school recruits watching on……Because of this, plus pride, the VOLS will not go gently into the night!!!…The ‘Dores will have to earn this one!!!….Commodores win and cover 31-28!!!

Missouri Tigers (2.5 pt FAV) @ #24 Ole Miss Rebels….

Are you ready? Hell yeah! Damn Right! Hotty Toddy, Gosh almighty. Who the hell are we, Hey! Flim Flam, Bim Bam GAMECOCKS BY DAMN!!!.......There may be more Ole Miss Rebel fans sitting in Williams-Brice Stadium than there are in Vaught-Hemingway Stadium this Saturday!!!.......Missouri has already lost to South Carolina…..So if Mizzou falls to either Ole Miss or to Johnny Football next week then the Gamecocks get there tickets punched for a showdown with Alabama in SEC Championship game in Atlanta (assuming Auburn doesn’t beat Bama next week!!!!)…..Ole Miss has a 9-3 season right in the middle of their crosshairs…. If they can play their cards right over the next two weeks they may find themselves tanning in Florida on New Year’s Day!!!……But first they have to get past the Tigers!!! Missouri is for real!!!....I was “slow to roll” with the Mizzou Train but after their Florida game, I knew!!! They have two super QBs, tons of experience playing together and the third best defense in the SEC(Only Florida and Bama’s defense is statistically better)….and ohhhh, did I mention they have an NFL first round draft pick playing on defense who’s leading the SEC in sacks…..Everyone “woos-n-coos” over the Tiger’s defense but it’s their defense that impress me the most…..Ole Miss has to establish a running game against the Tigers….If they don’t, it will force Hugh Freeze into a passing frenzy which plays into the hands of the Missouri defense …..If Bo Wallace has more than 30+ pass attempt in this game, statistically, the Rebels are going to have turnovers against the Missouri defense. Defensive End Michael Sam has been pressuring QBs into bad throws all year plus he leads the SEC in sacks!!!…….I think “Sam I am” continues to eat QBs like “green eggs-n-ham”…….Tigers win and cover 41-34!!!

Game Schedule Nov. 16th Central Times

Game Schedule    Time      TV     XM    Sirius

Troy @ Ole Miss   11:00    ESPNU   199    112
Kentucky @ Vandy  11:21    SECTV   200    139
Georgia @ Auburn   2:30      CBS    91     91
Florida @ S Car.   6:00    ESPN2    85     85
Alabama @ Miss ST  6:45     ESPN   198    108

Troy Trojans (28.5 pt DOG) @ Ole Miss Rebels….

America's #1 most trusted name is TROJANS!!!!.....Well, maybe it’s; Troy’s #1 most trusted name is Trojans when it comes to football!!!.....Either way, the Trojans are heading out and coming to Oxford! The Trojans have lost 4 very close games in the 4th quarter this year…..Basically they’ve had 4 wins within reach but just couldn’t pull it out in the 4th quarter!!! This 5-5 Troy football team has been up and down, up and down all season!!! Troy’s offensive line has been effective in protection but their coverage in the secondary has been suspect and ineffective all year. If I were Troy’s coach Larry Blakeney I wouldn’t and couldn’t trust my secondary to stop the Big Bo Wallace’s long ball and deep threat!!!…Bo Wallace is probably going to have Trojans in his face all night long but it won’t matter with all those big body wide receivers to throw to; Ja-Mes Logan, Donte Moncrief and Laquon Treadwell….All Bo Wallace needs to do is get the ball out of the pocket and he’ll score!…Rebels win but do not cover 49-21!!!

Kentucky Wildcats (12.5 pt DOG) @ Vanderbilt Commodores….

I’ve been raggin’ on the Wildcat’s football team a little this year….Even talked about how good the basketball team was doing during the middle of football season!!!!…Well, it looks like the Wildcat’s basketball team wanted to show some support for their football team this week…..So, in an effort to show some “respect” and “down play” some of their own success, the Wildcat basketball team lost to Michigan State Tuesday night just to make the football team feel better about themselves!!!...lolll...Now, Vanderbilt on the other hand, appeared to take Florida to the wood shed last weekend by beating the Gators 34-17. But when you look at the game closer, it was glaring obvious that the Gators died of a self-inflicted football wound to the head by turning the ball over 4times!!!…..None-the-less this victory was a signature win for the coach James Franklin and for the Commodores football program!!!...The Wildcats are now standing in the way of the Commodores becoming bowl eligible….So, don’t expect Vandy to pull a Vandy this week!!! Commodores win and cover 35-21!!!

#25 Georgia Bulldogs (3.5 pt DOG) @ #7 Auburn Tigers….

Georgia and Auburn are gonna be fightin’ like Cats and Dawgs this weekend!!!....Most people assume that the Dawg always win!!!...But when the Cat is a Tiger and the Dawg is the DOG then all that logic goes out the window!!!……Georgia’s Aaron Murray & Todd Gurley and Auburn’s Nick Marshall & Tre Mason won’t be the keys to victory in this game. The key to victory in this game is DEFENSE and which one can slow down the other team’s play makers!!!…..Both Georgia and Auburn won’t have problems scoring TDs this weekend!!!! But with Georgia’s injury list continuing to grow, I don’t see them getting any better this week!!!Auburn, on the other hand, has continued to improve each week on offense and defense!!!…..Look to see the Tigers improvement again this week!!!…..Tigers win and cover 35-28!!!

Florida Gators (13.5 pt DOG) @ #10 South Carolina Gamecocks….

Of course cockfighting is now a banned sport in the US but many people still love to raise and train Fighting Roosters to spar. One technique that coaches/trainers love to use to motivate or aggravate a rooster into fighting is to blow cold air up the rooster’s butt---- (Ummmm, Ok, that kinda got my feathers ruffled up just thinking about it!!!!)…..Pretty sure that Steve Spurrier wont’ be using this technique this weekend in order to get his Gamecocks fired up to fight the Florida Gators!!!!.....Well, he might want to bring a leaf blower just in case Clowney gets tired in the 4th quarter!!!......Florida’s offense, on the other hand, was having trouble scoring points against Vanderbilt and Georgia’s defense over the past two weeks. They are in for a rude awakening this weekend!!!.........But, If you see Florida’s coach Will Muschamp on the sideline standing behind his Gator offensive line trying to blow out the candles on his birthday cake (and there’s no birthday cake) then you know what’s going on!!!
Cocks win and cover 35-20!!!

#1 Alabama Crimson Tide (26 pt DOG) @ Mississippi State Bulldogs….

1st meeting of Bama and State goes back to Nov. 14th, 1896!!! (117 yrs ago!!!)….....Alabama won 20-0!!! Not much has changed since then; Bama had a great defense and State had a bad offense!!!
Its 1980……John Bond is the QB for Miss State………Emory Bellard is the new coach for the Bulldogs!!! Bear Bryant is riding a 28 game winning streak and just won the last two national championships!!! Bama is 7-0, ranked #1 in the country and heading to Mississippi to take on the Bulldogs of Miss State!!!!........Final score 6-3--------Bulldogs win!!!!...That may have been the biggest upset win in Bulldog history!!! UNLESS!!!---The Bulldogs decide to “repeat the feat” this year!!!....Ok, reality check!!!Miss State finished 9-3 in 1980(MSU is sitting at 4-5), John Bond was healthy (Dak Prescott’s elbow is about to fall off) and the Bulldogs were only a 19 point underdog!!!(Bully is being spotted 26 this year) Needless to say Miss State should lose the game but people keep buying lottery tickets too!!!!........A lot of these Bulldog players didn’t get offers from Bama so they will come into this game with a chip on their shoulder!!!! Expect to see the “Pit-bull” in Bully this weekend!!!!.......(Snap Snap!!!)The Tide wins but does not cover 38-14!!!

Vanderbilt Commodores (10.5 pt DOG) @ Florida Gators….

When the Commodores come ashore at BEN HILL GRIFFIN STADIUM in search of Gator hides, they will be in for a rude awakening when they realize how ineffective their offensive weapons are at penetrating the tough skin of this Gator defense!!!!.....Al-the-Gator will greet them, eat them, and poop them all in one hello/good bye!!!!.......This will be the best defense that the Commodores have faced all year long!!! They might not score more than 17points in this game!!!!……Of course with Florida’s offense that might be all they need to score!!!!......Florida’s inconsistency from QB Tyler Murphy opens the door for Vanderbilt to pull the upset; so Murphy must score three times in order for the Gators to have a chance at winning this game!!!......That’s definitely going to happen against this porous Vanderbilt defense!!! Gators win but do not cover 27-17!!!

#8 Missouri Tigers (14 pt FAV) @ Kentucky Wildcats….

The Kentucky Wildcats come into this football game undefeated on the year!!!!……..Well, kind of,,,,,,The Kentucky Wildcats “basketball team” is undefeated on the year and some of the basketball players will come into the Stadium to watch this football game!!!!!(So, technically,,,,,,,,,lollll)….The Tigers of Missouri are for real!!!!.....To better help you Kentucky fans understand what’s going to happen to you this weekend; let’s me put it in Kentucky terms!!!! Expect Mizzou’s QB Maty Mauk to drain 6 pointers from the 50yard line!!!! Also, there’s a running back named Henry Josey from Missouri that runs well…..or as I like to call him----Josey runs Wale!!!....How well does Josey run???...When he carries players on his back he calls it the “Missouri Boat Ride”!!!...So, all the “Blue Legs” dress appropriately and don’t fall off!!! This game stays close for 3 quarters then Kentucky falls into the river…..Tigers win and cover 38-17!!!

#9 Auburn Tigers (7 pt FAV) @ Tennessee Volunteers….

The Volunteers got ducked up by a Duck from Oregon, got chomped on by a Gator from Gainesville, got nipped in the rear by a Bulldog from Athens, got carried out to sea by the Tide from Alabama and got scratched to death by a Kitty Kat from Missouri!!!....... Volunteers!!!-----You should not have volunteered for this game!!!...Auburn’s RB Tre Mason is my “break out” player of the year and Gus Malzahn is my SEC coach of the year!!!! ....Tennessee you couldn’t stop the run last week and you surely won’t be able to stop this train from Auburn!!!………All Auburn needs to do to win this game is feed Tre Mason the ball over and over again and then occasionally let QB Nick Marshall stretch the field and find wide-open WRs!!!!…………The Auburn wide receivers should be so open after the Volunteers have to load the box in an attempt to stop Tre Mason that even Tennessee’s QB Justin Worley would be able to hit them!!! Tigers win and cover 31-21!!!

Arkansas Razorbacks (17 pt DOG) @ Ole Miss Rebels….

It’s going to look like Christmas in Oxford, MS this weekend with all the snow and ice I’m predicting!!! It’s gonna get cold, real cold---------in fact--------It’s gonna be” FREEZING” in Oxford this weekend!!!! (Hugh Freezing………..)With all those lights lit up on the scoreboard; Don’t be surprised if you start to hear Ole Miss fans singing “O Christmas Tree, O Christmas Tree” in November!!! The “Big Man” in the “Big Red” suit, Bo Wallace, will be sending his team of reindeer down the field all night long………..
“Now, Treadwell! Now, Sanders! Now, Logan! and Collins Moore!!!
On, Moncrief! On, Dodson! On Holder! and Kailo Moore!!!”
Coach Bret Bielema, who resembles the “Heat Miser”, will be hotter than hell (pun intended) by the 4th quarter after Coach Hugh “Freeze Miser” finishes pelting him with all those big snowy footballs!!!!! But, you want to know what’s impressive about this Arkansas team??? The Razorback’s have a true Freshman RB Alex Collins who’s only 79 yards short of hitting a 1000yards rushing!!!!……You want to know what’s more impressive than that????……. The Razorback’s have another RB by the name of Jonathan Williams that could hit a 1000 yards rushing too!!!...........Williams needs 284 yards with three games to go!!!......Needless to say, Arkansas plans on running the football!!!!........On the other side of the ball, the Rebels get defensive lineman Robert Nkemdiche back which should help to offset some of the Arkansas running game….The Razorbacks will manage to avoid the “Freezer Burn” during the first half but they won’t escape the avalanche in the 2nd half!!!!.....Rebels win but do not cover 35-24!!!

Appalachian State Mountaineers (40 pt DOG) @ Georgia Bulldogs….

Remember when the Appalachian State Mountaineers rolled into the BIG HOUSE and upset the Michigan Wolverines????….Yeaaaaaaa, this ain’t that team!!!....Expect to see Gurley at 75% and Murray at 100%!!!.....Georgia needs to put away App State quickly in order to get Gurley off the field quickly!!! The Dawgs will need Gurley at 100% before they roll into Jordan-Hare next weekend if they have any plans of upsetting Auburn at home!!!...........Dawgs win but do not cover 49-10!!!

Mississippi State Bulldogs (20 pt DOG) @ #15 Texas A&M Aggies….

Dak Prescott lost more than a game this past weekend. He lost his mother, Peggy Prescott, to colon cancer.….Might we all take a moment to send up a prayer and much love to the Prescott family………..Her benefit page on facebook is called “Huddle Up 4 Cancer” if you want to check it out. Dak Prescott’s 12 TDs is currently tied for 2nd place in the SEC for total touchdowns scored this season. The person he’s tied with just happens to be Aggies WR Mike Evans!!!….A&M’s QB Johnny Football is the leader in the SEC with 2,867 total yards passing….He’s also the leader in the SEC for total touchdowns passes with 26!!!…..But, Johnny Manziel and Dak Prescott’s rushing yards are virtually the same with Prescott holding a slight edge with 568 yards and 10 rushing TDs to Manziel’s 564 yards and 8 rushing TDs!!!!.....People really don’t realize how good Dak Prescott’s numbers are this year!!!....Football games are full of statistics, emotions and twists-n- turns-----And nobody does stats, twists-n-turns and stirs emotions better than Johnny Football!!!............Johnny Football will be “Money”----------AGAIN, this weekend!!!! The Bulldogs will want to show up and play “inspired” football but I’m afraid they'll show up and play “emotionally drained” football...Aggies win but do not cover 49-31!!!

#13 LSU Tigers (12 pt DOG) @ #1 Alabama Crimson Tide….

My daddy use to always tell me; Son, never mess with a herd of Elephants in Elephant country or you might get stepped on!!!.....or was it; Boy, you better stop doing that or you’ll go blind!!!.…...I can’t remember,,,,,,, but if I were an Elephant from Tuscaloosa, I bet my memory would have no problem remembering what LSU did to me in 2011!!!.....In 2011, the Tigers beat the Tide in T-town by a score of 9-6 in OT which eventually lead to a repeat game with LSU in the national championship!!! Alabama did end up beating LSU in the National Championship game……But they almost lost their chance to even play for a National Championship because of that loss to LSU!!!......Coach Dick Satan will not want history to repeat itself, and I’m positive he’s using that old game film as a reminder of the national champion that almost didn’t happen!!!!......Expect Alabama’s defense and RB Kenyan Drake to dominate this game!!!
Tide wins and covers 31-17!!!

Game Schedule Nov 9th Central Times

          Game           Time      TV     XM  Sirius

Auburn @ Tenn      11:00  ESPN   91      91
Vandy @ Florida    11:00  FSN    200     108
Mizzou @ Kentucky  11:00  ESPNU  201  119
Ark @ Ole Miss     11:21  SECTV  199    112
APP ST @ Georgia   11:30  N/A     198    135
Miss ST @ Texas AM  2:30  CBS    200  108
LSU @ Alabama       7:00  CBS     91        91

Game Schedule Nov 2 Central Times

  Game                             Time   TV    XM  Sirius

Miss ST @ S Carolina 11:21  SECTV  200  157 
Florida @ Georgia     2:30  CBS     91   91
Auburn @ Arkansas     5:00  ESPN2  201  112
Tennessee @ Mizzou    6:00  ESPN   198  137
Al ST. @ Kentucky     6:30  CSS    200  157
UTEP @ Texas A&M      8:00  ESPN   199   93

Mississippi State Bulldogs (13 pt DOG) @ #14 South Carolina Gamecocks…

Well, it looks like South Carolina fans are just putting the finishing touches on the “Golden Calve” they built this week………..Couldn’t help but notice that the statute sure does look like QB Conner Shaw!!! Just in case you haven’t heard or live on the Moon, Conner Shaw (aka Little Lazarus) brought the whole Gamecock team back from death last week in order to secure a win over the Missouri Tigers!!!….With that win Conner Shaw carved his name in the memory of thousands of Gamecock fans!!!!….What he did at Missouri will be legendary and remembered for many years to come….So, what did the Bulldogs do last week worth remembering-------------Well, they beat an SEC team!!!..... Not sure how they played in the second half against Kentucky is worth remembering, might be worth forgetting, but they won!!!.......QB Dak Prescott and WR Jameon Lewis are State’s only offensive weapons. For Miss State to win, these two would both have to have career games on the same day and Conner Shaw and Mike Davis need to have their worst game of the season plus State’s defense would have to limit Carolina to 21 pts or less to get the win….That’s not going to happen this week at William Brice Stadium in Columbia, SC where the Gamecocks have a 14 game winning streak going!!!...........Cocks win but do not cover 31-21!!!

Georgia Bulldogs (2.5 pt FAV) @ Florida Gators….

Ray Charles may be singing “GEORGIA ON MY MIND!!!”.........But, Mark Richt is singing Georgia’s Todd Gurley on mind!!!……….”The World's Largest Outdoor Cocktail Party” will once again take place in Jacksonville, FL this weekend but the question everyone wants to know is; is Todd Gurley playing this weekend and will he be 100%???......I’m betting on Gurley’s return this week….Without Todd Gurley in the mix, QB Aaron Murray has to do too much which makes the Georgia offense way too predictable. With a healthy Todd Gurley, Georgia’s offense runs like a well-oiled machine…..On the other side of the ball; Florida’s offense is really struggling and now the defense is starting to struggle with all the injuries. This was obvious in the Missouri game and has since worsened. With Todd Gurley back in the mix, QB Aaron Murray’s passing lanes should quickly turn into 8-lane freeways!!!....Dawgs win and cover 34-27!!!

#11 Auburn Tigers (7.5 pt FAV) @ Arkansas Razorbacks….

Everyone knows Arkansas Coach Bret Bielema and Auburn coach Gus Malzahn kind of have a miniature feud going on between them------Bielema was very vocal this summer about Malzahn’s “Hurry Up” offense increases football injuries and Malzahn, of course, disagrees with him!!!….Gus Malzahn apparently knows how to coach football but doesn’t know how to make a copy of a DVD. Coaches traditional swap game film with the opposing coaches the week before a game in order to study each other….Well, Bret Bielema accused Malzahn of purposely deleting some of the Auburn plays from the game film that he sent him….............lollll Needless to say, Bret and Gus don’t hang-out on weekends!!! Well, actually they will be hanging out together this weekend at Razorback Stadium in Fayetteville, AR!!!......The Razorbacks have Alex Collins and play good defense!!!….Auburn has Tre Mason, Cameron Artis-Payne, Jay Prosch, Nick Marshall, and Jeremy Johnson and the play good defense-----plus, they run the “Hurry Up” offense!!!......Razorbacks will hang tough but in the end----Tigers win and cover 31-21!!!

Tennessee Volunteers (10.5 pt DOG) @ #9 Missouri Tigers….

Elvis Presley loved football and the Cleveland Browns were his favorite NFL team….Not sure who his favorite college team was but if you asked him what he thought about Tennessee football he would have probably said the following:
“You ain't nothin' but a hound dog
Cryin' all the time.
Well, you ain’t never caught a runnin’ back
And you ain't no defense of mine!!!
When they said you recruited high class,
Well, that was just a lie.
You ain't never caught a pass
And you ain't no offense of mine!!!”
Ok, I’m not exactly sure that’s what he would say,,,,,,, but it sure sounded good!!!.......lolllll......As far as Missouri goes, well, do you remember the Star Wars sequel-----“The Empire Strikes Back!” Last week, Missouri fans got to watch the end of the Conner Shaw sequel---“The Endzone Strikes Back!” With The Tigers still sitting in the driver’s seat controlling their own destiny, look for them to rebound against the VOLS in a big way this weekend at Faurot Field in Columbia….Tigers win and cover 42-27!!!

Alabama State Hornets (27.5 pt DOG) @ Kentucky Wildcats….

HEY KENTUCKY, YOU GET TO WIN THIS WEEK!!!!.....You’re actually a 4 touchdown favorite to win!!!.....Ummmmmmm, try not to blow it, will you!!!....It’s getting harder and harder to find something good to say about the Kentucky football team….But, there is one impressive thing I do like about where this Kentucky football program is today, and that is; the football program and practice fields are literally within walking distance to Rupp Arena!!!!...lolll….Ok, my bad!!!!.......As far as the Hornets go, the upside looks like this; they are 6-2 and one of the better teams in the SWAC plus they’re competing for the elusive prestige SWAC Championship this year!!! (Insert sacrum)…........The downside is; they’re in the SWAC..............And unfortunately they’re getting ready to go 6-3!!!
Wildcats win and cover 42-14!!!

UTEP Miners (47 pt DOG) @ #12 Texas A&M Aggies….

Just FYI----UTEP stands for the University of Texas El Paso!!!...UTEP will be heading to Texas A&M this weekend to take on the legend of Johnny Football….It’s a good thing that UTEP chose Miners as their mascot because they will probably be buried alive by halftime and will need to tunnel themselves back to El Paso!!! ….Just like so many miners of the past, these Miners for UTEP have “Gold Fever” too and truly expect to find fame and fortune in grass fields of College Station…But, what they find instead is Johnny Football making “Fool’s Gold” of the Miners defense!!!…..Expect Manziel to use his dynamite moves and explosive offensive play to move some earth and blow up the score board!!!….Manziel will have blisters on his finger tips from making the “money sign” by the 3rd quarter!!!!!......So, you better catch the first half if you want to see Johnny “Be Money”…. Aggies win but don’t cover 56-13!!!

Today's Game Schedule.

          Game                   Time   TV          XM   Sirius

Vandy @ Texas A&M    11:21 SEC TV   199   136
Vols @ Alabama             2:30  CBS          91    91
S.Carolina@ Mizzou       6:00  ESPN2     198   111
Furman @ LSU              6:00  PPV         201   110
Florida Atl @ Auburn     6:30  FSN         199   136
Idaho @ Ole Miss          6:30  CSS         200   139

Thursday
Kentucky @ Miss St     6:30  ESPN          91    91

Vanderbilt Commodores (18 pt DOG) @ #16 Texas A&M Aggies….

Johnny Manziel was seen wearing a arm sling at Monday and Tuesday’s practice…..Reporters were asking Coach Sumlin if Johnny Football would be able to recover from his shoulder injury to his throwing arm before this Sat...urday’s matchup with Vandy. Coach Sumlin said “Who,,,, Johnny???...Ohhhh, he’s not hurt!!!”……The reporter then asked why Johnny Manziel was wearing an arm sling…….and then Johnny Football stepped into the conservation and said “Because it looks cool!!!”………Then he took off the sling, signed it and then gave it back to the reporter and told him that he now owed him a hundred dollars!!! The reporter said I don’t have a hundred dollars!!!…..Johnny Football said that was alright because he now offers the Johnny Lay-a-Way plan and he could just pay him later!!!......Johnny is “Money” and can do just about anything on a football field except play defense for the Aggies!!!(Well, he could probably do just as good or better!!!)…..The Aggie defense is pitiful and would have trouble stopping a screen door from shutting!!!!....Vanderbilt, on the other hand, didn’t luck up and accidently beat Georgia last week…….They have a good football team and have been outstanding in the second half all year long (including loses!!!)…..Vanderbilt is too good to get beat by 18 points against this Aggie defense. Johnny Football is going to get “HIS” but so are the Commodores!!!.......Aggies win and do not cover 42-38!!!

Tennessee Volunteers (28.5 pt DOG) @ #1 Alabama Crimson Tide….

If you’re a BAMA fan you might want to go ahead and stock up on toilet paper and Tide laundry detergent…..I’m not just referring to the obvious ----Roll TIDE Roll!!!....I’m talking about “2TONS of FUN” going total “Crazy Elephant” on the Volunteers!!!,,,,, Big AL is going to stomp the crap out of the Volunteers so bad that he’s going to end up splattering half the stadium in the process!!!....Tennessee’s win over South Carolina was a good win for Coach Butch Jones to build on----He just ain't going to start construction this week!!!.....Tide wins and covers 42-13!!!

Furman Paladins (45.5 pt DOG) @ #13 LSU Tigers….

LS-Who!!!....LS-Who!!!....LS-Who!!!...LS-Who!!!......I bet “LS-Who” being chanted over and over from the student section at Ole Miss is still ringing in coach “Less” Miles’s ear from a week ago!!!......The Tigers visit to Oxford, MS didn’t go according to plan!!!….Not only did the Ole Miss Rebels defeat the Tigers but they shut out the Tigers in the first half…..That my friend has left a bad taste in LSU players’ mouths!!!! Unfortunately for Listerine----I mean Furman, they’re going to get used like mouth wash to remove the bad taste of Black Bear poop!!!...The Tigers will take a swig of Furman, swish them around, and then spit-n-score-----and then repeat!!!......Bayou Bengals win but do not cover 50-7!!!

#21 South Carolina Gamecocks (2.5 pt DOG) @ #5 Missouri Tigers….

Whoever said the following quote must have been a very smart man!!!!---“You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can’t pick your friends nose!!!”…..He might even be the same guy that gave me the following advice; you never bet against a streak and you never bet against the house!!! Well, these Tigers have both things going for them!!! I was “slow to grow” my love for Mizzou but after last week’s offensive performance against a beat-up, but still solid, Gator defense; I am “NOW” convinced, the Tigers are for real------and the world is probably coming to an end!!!....loll….The Tigers are on a 7 game winning streak plus they’re playing at home--------------How can you bet against them??? And for the Gamecocks, winning this football game means everything!!!.....The Gamecocks must “win out” plus hope & pray that Bo Wallace or Johnny Football takes out Missouri before the end of the season!!!...If the Gamecocks can beat the Tigers this weekend, all the malls in Columbia, SC will be sold out of Aggie and Rebel football jerseys by Sunday night!!! Unfortunately for the Gamecocks, the Tigers just have too many things going for them this year; momentum, home field advantage, offense weapons galore, the current SEC sack leader- Michael Sam, a back-up QB that might even be better than their injured quarterback James Franklin but most importantly the Tigers will have an edge over the Gamecocks with their “high tempo-no huddle” conditioning!!!......Tigers win and cover

Florida Atlantic Owls (23.5 pt DOG) @ #11 Auburn Tigers….

I’ve been watching National Geographic most of my life and I have yet to see an Owl kill-n-eat a Tiger! The reason----Tigers are apex predators which mean no other animal looks at them as prey. Now, this is not to say that other animals won't kill a Tiger; such as a black bear from Ole Miss or an elephant from Tuscaloosa, or even other Tigers from Missouri or Baton Rouge!!!!...So, you want to know who-o-o, who-o-o going to win this game???...........Well, who-o-o, who-o-o gives a hoot???.............Auburn fans do!!!! Ok, continue reading, this should be a hoot!!!....loll… (Ok, I couldn’t help myself!!!)…Most of the recent media buzz I’m hearing right now is all centered around Auburn‘s QB Nick Marshall and his personal development at QB over the past few weeks!!!!....Don’t get me wrong, he’s the main reason Auburn is off to a 6-1 start!!!….But, I just want to throw a “shout out” to Auburn’s RB Tre Mason. His ability to make jump cuts at full speed going thru the line of scrimmage and still have the explosiveness and power to finish off runs with him only weighing 205lbs is just amazing to watch!!!.....Auburn is definitely getting better each week. In fact, looking at Auburn’s schedule, they’re probably going to be 10-1 when Dick Satan comes to town!!! Assuming they keep improving and are able to avoid major injuries----Bama watch out!!!.........As far as the Florida Atlantic Team goes, they have been mostly competitive all year yet find themselves sitting at 2-5. They’ll come to play but in the end they will find themselves 2-6!!!!.........Tigers win and cover 42-17!!!

Idaho Vandals (41 pt DOG) @ Ole Miss Rebels….

Idaho’s mascot the “Vandals” is a German Viking named Joe Vandal that supposedly “vandalizes” his opponents!!!!....... Mississippians from Oxford may not know much about Joe Vandal the German Viking who vandalizes by "land&sea" but they know a whole lot about Johnny Vaught the Ole Miss Rebel who “Vandalized” the SEC!!!.....This game isn’t about who wins!!!......This game is about how well the Rebels handle their own success!!!................Can Coach Freeze get the Rebels up for an inferior opponent??? Can Bo Wallace replicate his performance he had a week ago?? Can Angelina Jolie adopt another child??? Can Kim Kardashian keep her pants on???..........Inquiring minds want to know!!!...... :`)

Rebels win and do not cover 52-14!!!

Game Schedule Saturday, Oct 26th Central Times

          Game                   Time   TV          XM   Sirius

Vandy @ Texas A&M    11:21 SEC TV   199   136
Vols @ Alabama             2:30  CBS          91    91
S.Carolina@ Mizzou       6:00  ESPN2     198   111
Furman @ LSU              6:00  PPV         201   110
Florida Atl @ Auburn     6:30  FSN         199   136
Idaho @ Ole Miss          6:30  CSS         200   139

Thursday
Kentucky @ Miss St     6:30  ESPN          91    91

Kentucky Wildcats (10 pt DOG) @ Mississippi State Bulldogs….

Welcome to the 2013 Mississippi-Kentucky Derby!!!

And now the call to the gate.......

FIRST horse arriving at the gate is LaDarius “Tender Hoof” Perkins and he seems mighty perky today!!!

SECOND horse to arrive to the gate is Wildcat QB Jalen “Stone Bruise” Whitlow and he looks raring to go but still seems to be favoring that right foot!!!

THIRD horse making his way to the gate is Wildcat QB Maxwell “Smarty Pants” Smith and he’s prancing around high stepping with his head held high today!!!

FOURTH horse to make his way to the gate is “Heart Attack” Dak Prescott. He sure seems ready to go with all his high stepping and strutting he did before entering the gate!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAnd their off!!!!

Tender Hoof hops out to a lead going into the first turn…..Stone Bruise pushes him to the inside rail…..Smarty Pants and Heart Attack are jockeying in the rear…….Stone Bruise is widening now as Tender Hoof is starting to drop back……And down the stretch they come!!!!....Stone Bruise is pulling away as Smarty Pants and Tender Hoof shuffle toward the back…..Heart Attack makes an inside move and passes Smarty Pants and Tender Hoof…..Heart Attack is two links back and starting to gain on Stone Bruise….It’s going to be a two horse test to the wire!!!!......Stone Bruise is showing signs of fatigue….Heart Attack is coming on strong!!!.....It’s nose to nose and toes to toes!!!.....HOLY COW!!! Heart Attack just passed Stone Bruise with a 100 yards to go and he’s still gaining, and gaining aaaaaaaaaaaaand it looks like “Heart Attack” Dak Prescott is going to win by about 14 links!!!! Amazing performance today…..Let’s go ask jockey Jameon Lewis where he found all that speed on the backstretch!!!......Bulldogs win and cover (by 14links) 35-21!!!

Game Schedule Saturday, Oct 19th Central Times

          Game                       Time     TV     XM  Sirius

Georgia @ Vandy           11:00   CBS    199    92
S Car. @ Tennessee       11:00   ESPN    91    91
Florida @ Mizzou           11:21  SEC TV 200  112
Auburn @ Texas A&M   2:30    CBS    199     92
Arkansas @ Bama          7:00    ESPN   199    92
LSU @ Ole Miss            7:00    ESPN2  200  112

Arkansas Razorbacks (28 pt DOG) @ #1 Alabama Crimson Tide…

Did anyone watch the Arkansas -South Carolina football game last weekend????? Or, as I like to call it; The 2013 Homecoming Day Massacre!!!….The Gamecocks absolutely destroyed the Razorbacks 52-7!!! Ouch!!!......One amazing (or concerning) stat that sticks out in that game is the time of possession. The Gamecocks possessed the football slightly over 43mins vs. the Razorback’s time of possession which was slightly over 16mins!!!......WOW!!! (How does that even happen in an SEC match-up???)…….It’s glaringly obvious at this point that if you can stop freshmen RB Alex Collins, plus field an average secondary, then you’re going to beat this Razorback team!!!.....On the other side of the field, there’s a Killer Elephant by the name of Big AL and he’s going to be honing his killer instincts this weekend as he faces this Arkansas team. Turn your head now if blood and guts isn’t your thing!!! The Razorback’s 8 inch tusk won’t stand a chance against the thick skin of Big AL. Big AL will start off by using his 8 foot long tusk to inflict pain into the offensive side of the Razorbacks. And just when the Razorbacks think they have stopped the bleeding; their defense start to cave in from the enormous pressure being applied from the shear mass of Big AL’s butt sitting on them all day long! It’s all over but the crying!...Tide wins and covers 41-10!!!

#6 LSU Tigers (8 pt FAV) @ Ole Miss Rebels….

Hey, who loves “Little Johnny” jokes???

Little Johnny’s teacher ask her students-----“Ole Miss Rebels recently changed their mascot in an effort to better reflect the University’s personality. The Ole Miss Rebels wanted to be several different mascots including a Black Bear, a Land Shark and a Hotty Toddy Man before settling on just one…….Can anyone guess the name of the new mascot at Ole Miss???”………Little Johnny raised his hand ----“Is it Sybil???”

Well, what can you say???......Johnny was “Money” last weekend in Oxford!!!......I guess it’s too soon to be telling “Little Johnny Manziel” jokes!!!....loll….What’s worse than a 3 game losing streak?.....A four game losing streak!!! And that’s exactly what the Rebels are facing this weekend as they host #6 LSU!!!......The Rebels are “Beat Up” pretty bad after three straight SEC games…..The biggest loss coming from DE Robert Nkemdiche who’s out 2 to 3 weeks with a pulled hamstring!!! Several backup defensive players, including Big Bo Wallace, are going to need a have a career night if they expect to have a chance against the Tigers!!!…….And on the other side of the field, LSU quarterback, Zach Mettenberger, is gonna be attacking the Rebel secondary like a spider monkey jacked up on Mountain Dew!!! And his counterpart, RB Jeremy Hill, is going to rush for so many yards against this weaken Ole Miss defense that the State of Mississippi might introduce a new children’s book for first graders named:

“Fun with Matt and Jeremy”------See Jeremy Run, Run Jeremy Run……Run, Run, Run…..Fun, Fun, Fun…..Son-of-a-Gun Gun Gun!!!…….Bayou Bengals win and cover 38-28!!!

#24 Auburn Tigers (13.5 pt DOG) @ #7 Texas A&M Aggies….

“Crazy Legs” starring Johnny Manziel will be opening this weekend at the Aggie-land Theater!!! Showtime is at 3:30pm eastern and tickets are limited, so come early if you want to get a seat.

A dramatic thriller action based on real events of a young college football player who wins the Heisman trophy as a freshmen and then almost losing his eligibility due to signing autographs for cash. After “Crazy Legs” gets past all of his off-field struggles, he finally gets a second chance to prove himself on the field and this is where the adventure begins--------How far will “Crazy Legs” go and what crazy things must he do to win a football game??? Roger Ebert gives “Crazy Legs” a two-thumbs-up and a “must see” movie!!!-------This movie has been rated PPG-45 (That would be about 45 points-per-game!!!).....Aggies win and do not cover 45-34!!!

#22 Florida Gators (3 pt FAV) @ #14 Missouri Tigers….

Mizzou had a huge victory in Athens, GA last weekend!!! Athens, GA kinda makes me think of Athens, Greece, which in turn, made me think about when the Greeks defeated the Romans in one of the battles fought in the Pyrrhic War……loll….ok, I’ll make my point!!!.... Have you ever heard of a Pyrrhic victory????.... Here’s the cliff note version---In 280 B.C. Greek King Pyrrhus of Epirus defeated the Romans in an epic battle but he ended up losing the war due the irreplaceable casualties he suffered in the battle. Basically, a Pyrrhic Victory is a victory with such devastating cost that it equals defeat!!!.....That is exactly, what happen to the Mizzou Tigers last weekend!!! They defeated the Georgia Bulldogs in an epic battle but in the process, they lost their starting QB James Franklin….The loss of QB James Franklin may have cost them the SEC East title!!!………and on the other side of the ball, the Gators continue to improve each week offensively and the defense continues to be outstanding!!! Gators win and cover 21-17!!!

#11 South Carolina Gamecocks (7.5 pt FAV) @ Tennessee Volunteers….

What did Carolina’s famous fightin’ chicken say to Tennessee’s prized blue tick hound dog when the dog was about to cross the road????.........”DON’T DO IT!!! They will never let you forget it!!!”

What a difference one weekend makes in the SEC!!!….. Five weeks ago Carolina’s “Hopes & Dreams” of winning a SEC Championship washed away after losing to the Dawgs in Athens, Georgia…and then Carolina seem to regress over the next three weeks as they struggled to put away seemingly weaker opponents…..and to add fuel to the fire, Spurrier, basically calls out or question’s Clowney’s heart after the Kentucky game!!!.......It appeared that Rome was definitely smoking, if not already on fire when the Gamecocks headed to unfriendly territory in Arkansas. The Razorbacks had only allowed one loss to the Gamecocks in Fayetteville, Arkansas over the past 20years. History was on their side!!!!….Then BAM-----Georgia falls to Missouri!!!...and then KABOOM----------South Carolina crashes the Razorback’s homecoming party with a 52-7 blowout!!!....Carolina now controls their own destiny!!!……On the other side of the ball, the VOLS continue to fight and continue to improve each week. Two weeks ago Tennessee had Georgia on the ropes and then let them escape with an OT victory…..Butch Davis has had two weeks to prepare for South Carolina plus he’s had two weeks to stew over the Tennessee’s loss…The VOLS will be fired up & ready to play at Neyland Stadium this weekend!...Being ready to play is one thing, stopping Mike Davis and Conner Shaw are another!….Gamecocks win and cover 35-24!!!

#15 Georgia Bulldogs (8 pt FAV) @ Vanderbilt Commodores….

Uga has been on overdrive the past few weeks licking all his wounds!!!…..In fact, he’s starting to struggle to lick with all the wounds that need to be licked!!!...…So, in an effort to help ole Uga out this week, Coach Richt has volunteered his tongue in an effort to speed up the healing process!!! FACT----Without RB Todd Gurley in the mix, Georgia’s offense becomes much more predictable which makes QB Aaron Murray a whole lot less effective which means Georgia scores a whole lot less points!!! I was shocked last Saturday when I found out RB Todd Gurley couldn’t go against Missouri (Huge!) Georgia’s loss to Missouri last week is a direct correlation to RB Todd Gurley not being able to play…Basically, if he plays in that game, Georgia beats Missouri in a close game but without him the Georgia offense is limited to about 30points per game(This game was 28-26 with 9:30 to go in the 4th Quarter)…….That being said, this week’s game with Vanderbilt presents the same scenario for the Dawgs except Vandy doesn’t have the offensive explosiveness of a team like Missouri…..Bottom-line: If Gurley is healthy and plays 4 quarters then Georgia wins and covers……But, if he doesn’t play, this game becomes a 4th quarter nail biter for both teams!!!!….I think we’ll see something in between---Gurley playing limited and splitting reps with Green and Douglas!!!....It will be limited but it will be enough to keep the Vandy defense guessing which opens the door for QB Murray to do what he does! Dawgs win but do not cover 35-33!!!

The SEC Footbal lines for this weekend

Just to get you ready for this weekends Big SEC Football games here's the lines as of Wednesday the 16th.  Updates to come soon!

Georgia (-7.5) @ Vandy
S. Carolina (-7.5) @ Tennessee
Florida (-3) @ Mizzou
Auburn @ Texas A&M (-13.5)
Arkansa @ Alabama (-28)
LSU (-8) @ Ole Miss

On your Mark...... Get Ready............

Game Schedule Saturday, Oct 19th Central Times

          Game                       Time     TV     XM  Sirius

Georgia @ Vandy           11:00   CBS    199    92
S Car. @ Tennessee       11:00   ESPN    91    91
Florida @ Mizzou           11:21  SEC TV 200  112
Auburn @ Texas A&M   2:30    CBS    199     92
Arkansas @ Bama          7:00    ESPN   199    92
LSU @ Ole Miss            7:00    ESPN2  200  112

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**************Results after Week VII**************

****Week Seven Results****

Picked 6 out of 7 winners (Straight up) 85.72%
Picked 2 out of 7 winners (Against the Spread) 29%

****YTD Results****
Picked 58 out of 64 winners (Straight up) 90.63%
Picked 37 out of 63 winners (Against the Spread) 58.73%

Game Schedule Saturday, Oct 12th Central Time

Game                              Time    TV        XM   Sirius

 
Missouri @ Georgia       11:00   ESPN     200   94

S.Carolina @ Arkansas  11:21  SEC TV  201  136

W. Carolina @ Auburn    1:00  PPV         199   93

Florida @ LSU                2:30  CBS         200   94

Alabama @ Kentucky     6:00  ESPN2     200   94

B.Green @ Miss.St.         6:30  FSN         201  136

Texas A&M @ Ole Miss 7:30  ESPN         91   91

#25 Missouri Tigers (7.5 pt DOG) @ #7 Georgia Bulldogs....

Uga, sure was happy humping on ole Smokey's leg last week until ole Smokey turned around in the 4th quarter and said it was his turn!!!!....Uga and the whole Georgia football team were very lucky to escape last week with their manhood and SEC Championship hopes still intact!!!.......Missouri "Showed Me" last week that they are for real by going into "Vandy Land" and blowing up their scoreboard.  QB James Franklin and the Tiger offense are definitely hitting on all cylinders right now are starting to look like a well oiled-balanced- running/passing machine!!!....Last week, the Georgia sideline looked more like a MASH unit than a football unit!!!......Injuries almost cost Georgia the game last week!!!.....But senior QB Aaron Murray's experience, poise and arm strengthen forced the game into OT which opened the door for the OT win....A lot of people are calling for the upset on this game but I just can't bring myself to bet against QB Aaron Murray at Athens
with the possibility of RB Todd Gurley returning to the field on Saturday!!!.....Great teams find ways to win!!!......It's a shootout, but I think the Dawgs get it done!!! Dawgs win and do not cover 42-38!!!

#14 South Carolina Gamecocks (6 pt FAV) @ Arkansas Razorbacks....

Gamecock RB Mike Davis has been outstanding this year and his stats are just as impressive. He's averaging 122.8 yards rushing per game and has 8 TDs so far this year....He could actually rush for 0 yards in this week's game against the Hawgs and still be averaging over 102 yards per game....But, you know who's stats on Carolina's team impresses me the most??? That would be Conner Shaw's numbers. He's 21-4 as the Gamecock starter and has a perfect 13-0 home record. But the one thing I like the most about Mr. Shaw is; His ability to be die a thousand deaths on the football field and still come back to life Sunday night just in time for Monday's football practice!!!  ...Shaw's unique ability to fight thru pain, injury, death and decomposure
have earned him the nickname "Little Lazarus"!!!!........On the other sideline, the Razorbacks only success this year has been to weaken teams with "average" defenses. When the Hawgs run into "above average" defensive teams, they seem to struggle. For instance, Rutgers and Florida were able to stop the running game and both lead to Razorback losses!!!......In order for the Razorbacks to win this game RB Alex Collins and Jonathan Williams must be able to run the ball in order to open up easy passing lanes for QB Brandon Allen!!!.......... Now, here's the $24,000 question----Is Carolina's defense "average" or "above average" this year????..... Well, the stats don't lie and so far this year they appear to be average!!! They are giving up almost 26pts per game!!!....A lot of people are calling for the upset on this game too,,,,, but I just can't help but think this might be Clowney's best performance of the year after listening to all the news stories questioning his commitment to this football team; plus how do you keep QB Conner Shaw from coming back from the grave to haunt you in the 4th quarter?......It's going to be a knockdown,,,,,,drag-down,,,,,,,get
dirty,,,,,,slobber knobber jobber in Fayetteville, Arkansas this weekend but I think the Cocks come thru in the end!!!  Gamecocks win and do not cover 31-27!!!

Western Carolina Catamounts (43 pt DOG) @ Auburn Tigers....

Ok, here's what you need to know about Western Carolina.........First, a Catamount is nothing more than a fancy way of saying mountain lion!!!..... Second, Western Carolina's win/lose record so far this season is a whopping 1-5!!!.........Hell yeah!!!.......And that one impressive win came from beating DII School, Mars Hill (......and that game was a nail biter!!!)........and just for the record, Mars Hill sucks too!!!!....You get
the idea?????......Now, a lot of you might be thinking; Auburn is going to be looking ahead to Texas A&M and not paying a lot of attention to this week's game with Western Carolina-----Well, you'd be right!!!.....But, it won't matter in this game!!! Auburn's starters won't see much action in the second half!!!....... QB Nick Marshall and RB Tre Mason should have for 4TDs by halftime!!! And by the middle of the 3rd quarter, Coach Malzahn should be able to take his foot off the gas and coast to the finish  line!!!!.......The Tigers main focus this week will be to "heal up" and "nut up" before going to visit Johnny Football at College Station next week!!!.......Tigers win but do not cover 49-7!!!

#17 Florida Gators (6.5 pt DOG) @ #10 LSU Tigers....

Ever heard the old saying "All good things must come to an end!"....Well, that's exactly what's going to happen this weekend when Florida's 4th ranked defense meets up with LSU's 9th ranked offense.

LSU is planning on a blowout, and at the same time, Florida is planning on a shutout; something must give or something will break!!!..........I believe something will break----------like some old SEC records!!!  LSU QB Zach Mettenberger has been outstanding this year and leads all other SEC QBs in yards passing and TDs (Yes, even more than Johnny Football and Aaron Murray).....When you add into the mix RB Jeremy Hill; LSU just looks unstoppable on offense!!!....Look for Mettenberger to find his super star WR Odell Beckham early and often; you won't be able to miss him, he'll be the guy with the football jogging to the endzone with a couple of half naked defensive backs trailing behind him looking for their jocks!!! Florida on
the other hand has to depend on DL Bullard and LB Taylor to stop the run....."IF" and that's a big if------ (literally and figuratively)...."IF", Florida can stop the run, Florida's DB Watkins is going to need to wear
about 25 jocks in order to still have one on by the 4th quarter!!!........I think this game could get ugly but I'll give Florida's defense the benefit of doubt.........Bayou Bengals win and cover 35-24!!!

#1 Alabama Crimson Tide (27.5 pt FAV) @ Kentucky Wildcats....

Hey Kentucky Fans,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ONLY 18 MORE DAYS UNTIL BASKETBALL STARTS!!!!!!........Yippee!!! Kentucky just sold-out of tickets for its first open basketball practice session within 30minutes!!!!  PRACTICE?....Kentucky basketball fans camped out to watch Kentucky basketball players---PRACTICE! This has to be disheartening as a football player when your team is struggling to get fan support and you have 40,000 Kentucky fans showing up to watch the Wildcat's basketball team practice!!! Hey, you want to know how to fix that???..... START WINNING!!!!.......On the other side of the field, Bama comes into this game "HIGH" on wins and "LOW" on motivation.....Everyone on the planet knows Alabama is going to win this game!!! So, it just comes down to how much fighting Kentucky wants to do in this game!!!......Kentucky players will come into this game with a chip on their shoulder since this game is on National TV and being played in Lexington!!! But, most importantly, all these Kentucky football players will be highly motivated to prove to the whole world that they belong!!! Thus, we're going to see a good fight from the Wildcats but at the end the day, RTR!!!....The Tide wins but do not cover 38-14!!!

Bowling Green Falcons (10 pt DOG) @ Mississippi State Bulldogs....

The Bulldogs fought the LSU Tigers hard for 3 quarters and then bottom fell out of ole Bully's britches!!!........and YES!!! It looked and smelled just like dog she-it!!!... (59-26).......I'm just hoping that the stadium staff was able to get the stains out of the LSU endzone in time for this week's game!!!.....The LSU game was the first time this year, the Bulldogs enjoyed meaningful success running the ball. But, the turning point in this game was when Dan Mullen elected to go back-to- back series with QB Tyler Russell
instead rotating back to QB Dak Prescott with 3:44 left in the second quarter.....I know what Coach Mullen's was thinking: Tyler Russell + big arm= Big TD catch right before halftime!!!.... But what he should have been thinking was; pick up 1st downs with my running back-quarterback Dak Prescott and try to position the team for a field goal or at worst, run the clock out with the lead!!!!....I think it's abundantly clear that the Bulldogs offense is more effective converting first downs with a true dual-threat quarterback under center!!!......QB Tyler Russell would be awesome playing for LSU or the Denver Broncos!!!....Those two teams have an offensive line that are capable of pass blocking even when everyone on the defense knows they're going to  pass!!! Bottom-line; The Bulldog offensive front can't protect QB Tyler Russell in predictable 3rd and long situations!!!...........In addition, I love what RB Perkins does but he's just a counter puncher and not a hole puncher!!!......This team needs a hole puncher!!!  Dak is the best short yardage running back on this team and he just happens to be the best QB for this team!!!! (Purely, based on MSU's
offense line's talent level)..........If Dan Mullen wants to win more games then he's needs to hand over the keys to QB Prescott and let him drive the offense for the whole game!!! BTW - the Bowling Green Falcons are 5-1 and have a excellent running back and a pure pocket passer behind center...It's going to be close at halftime but the puppies start to pull away in the 3rd!!! Bulldogs win and cover 35-21!!!

#9 Texas A& M Aggies (5.5 pt FAV) @ Ole Miss Rebels....

Ok, Ole Miss fans,,,,,,,, Do you want the good news or bad news first???? Exactly, let's get the bad news over with!!!.....Ok, brace yourself-----The Aggies will not have 6 turnovers in this game like they did last year. Thus, the Aggies are going to win this game!!!  How??? With the legs of Johnny Football instead of his arm!!!....Johnny Football will have his best rushing day of 2013 mainly because the Rebel defensive front is so effective in getting pressure on Manziel which forces him out of the pocket.  Unfortunately for Ole Miss, Johnny Football is just as dangerous outside the pocket as he is inside the pocket....Expect Johnny to be "Money"!!!.....and for the good news!!!----Everyone attending the game in Oxford will get to watch Johnny Manziel beat Ole Miss---IN PERSON!!!.....lollll......Hey, can someone grab me an autograph???.....This should be a fun game to watch. So, expect Bo Wallace & Jeff Scott to score at will against this weak Aggie
defense...Definitely a shootout but in the end...Aggies win and cover 42-35!!!

SEC Footballs 4 Horsemen: Alabama, LSU, Florida & Georgia.

It all comes down to this in the SEC Football world!  Provided a major slip does not occur in the SEC football kingdom, all eyes in the SEC will fall upon four teams and three games!  First on November 2, 2013 Georgia will host Florida to most likely seal the deal on the SEC East.  Georgia is looking to get the monkey off its back by winning the big one to establish itself once again to compete on the SEC’s biggest stage.  But Florida with new vigor in its step looks to make itself once again prominent in the SEC and on the national stage.  Then on November 9, 2013 Alabama takes on LSU to seal the SEC West!  This will be a game for the century.  Alabama has everything to loose and LSU has everything to gain such as a possible SEC Title and national title or even more importantly to the true LSU / SEC Football fan Respect & Revenge on the tide!  The Tide has its sights set on a hat trick of national championships!

This all leads to the game of the century and what was last years true national title game, the SEC Championship on December 7, 2013 at the Georgia Dome Atlanta, Ga!

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                                                 Week VI

*****************Results After Week Six***************

             Picked 6 out of 7 winners (Straight up) 85.72%

             Picked 3 out of 7 winners (Against the Spread) 43.00%


                                    ****YTD Results****

            Picked 52 out of 57 winners (Straight up) 91.23%

            Picked 35 out of 56 winners (Against the Spread) 62.50%

Game Schedule Saturday, Oct 12th Central Times

Game                              Time    TV        XM   Sirius

 
Missouri @ Georgia       11:00   ESPN     200   94

S.Carolina @ Arkansas  11:21  SEC TV  201  136

W. Carolina @ Auburn    1:00  PPV         199   93

Florida @ LSU                2:30  CBS         200   94

Alabama @ Kentucky     6:00  ESPN2     200   94

B.Green @ Miss.St.         6:30  FSN         201  136

Texas A&M @ Ole Miss 7:30  ESPN         91   91

Georgia State Panthers (56 pt DOG) @ #1 Alabama Crimson Tide....

Ok, everyone!!!....Prepare yourselves for the game of the century!!! National Ranked and undefeated Alabama is putting their #1 ranking on the line this week against national ranked Georgia State!!! (That ranking would be 125 out 125)....Basically we have the best team in the country playing the worst team in the country!!! Should be a real nail biter!!!.....Bama wins this game in the 1st half (probably the first quarter)...Little Nicky will just want to run out the clock in the second half, so scoring, will be limited. However, this game will offer you something that you don't get to see every day; and that is,,,,, Bama's fourth string guys in action!!!..........Big AL, the Elephant, wins big but does not cover 55-0!!!

#6 Georgia Bulldogs (10.5 pt FAV) @ Tennessee Volunteers....

Uga IX is going to be so excited when he see's Tennessee's Smokey IX sitting on the other sideline that he's probably going to start running around in circles, and around, and around, and around until he finally finds the perfect poopie place!!!(Tennessee's endzone).....Right after he scratches up about half the endzone in an attempt to cover up his new stinky friend, he's going to sprint madly over to Smokey IX to begin the courtship!!! And just like Smokey IX , the VOL's defense will immediately begin to feel the pressure the Bulldogs advance too....Georgia Fans, this is it! The planets are now lined up for you to make a run on that SEC Championship!!! There is no one left on your schedule that can outscore you!!! Florida is the only team left that can slow you down---And, they can't score!!!...But, don't take the VOLs lightly!!!....Tennessee knows that they can score on you and did many times last year!!!....The VOLS hung 44pts on the Dawgs last year in a shoot out!!!....Georgia's defense must play like they did in the last series of the LSU game if they don't want this game to be a shoot out...."No way, Jose", that the Dawgs have a letdown this Saturday with Murray behind center!!!....Dawgs win and cover 45-30!!!

#24 Ole Miss Rebels (2.5 pt FAV) @ Auburn Tigers....

Drinking orange juice right after brushing your teeth is one of the worse tasting things a person can taste. But there are many more things out there that taste a whole lot worse than OJ & toothpaste!!!

One of the worse taste and harder taste to get out of your mouth is the taste you experience when you have to eat on some of your own words!!!...Last weekend, Ole Miss QB Bo Wallace got served a big ole plate of  "CROW" with side order of "Shut the hell up!!!".......Bo Wallace made some insinuations last week before the Alabama game that he and the Ole Miss offense wouldn't have any trouble finding the endzone against the BAMA defense!!!!!.......Wellllllllll, his prediction kinda came true; he did manage to find the endzone one time when he took a sack for a safety in his own endzone!!!!........I think Big Bo Wallace is heading down to Auburn this weekend to brush his teeth and floss with a Tiger's tail!!!! Rebels win and cover 35-28!!!

Arkansas Razorbacks (11 pt DOG) @ #18 Florida Gators....

ARK coach Brent  "Bulimic" Bielema would like to purge his team of losses this year but I think he still has a few more unpleasant binges left in him before this season ends!!! The Razorback's offense has feasted the last two weeks on opposing defenses only to have the their OWN defense ram a giant finger down their own throat in the 4th quarter just in time to avoid a "high calorie" victory!!!!....So, here's the good stuff, Razorback QB Brandon Allen's return from his shoulder injury to make the Arkansas offense definitely more balanced. His down field, homerun threat increases the running lanes for already dangerous, RB Alex Collins...The only concern I see with the Hawg "O" this week is; "Not So Skinny" Bielema believes his offense line will be able to pick up the Florida defensive front and eat them like Rice Crispy Treats!!!....Well Coach Bielema, meet Florida's defensive front-Jonathan Bullard, Leon Orr and Damian Jacobs or as I like to call them---- Snap, Crackle and Pop!!! Coach, Bielema, these big nastys are going to work on you like bad cholesterol!!!...Plus Florida's QB Tyler Murphy and RB Matt Jones continue to get better each week and gain confidence.......The Bottom-line: Florida's defense is awesome and if they can get their hands on Arkansas's QB Brandon Allen, they will probably finish ripping off his injured shoulder and then begin to play "Keep Away "with him and Coach Bielema!!!...The Gators in Gainesville will be too much for the Razorbacks!!!.........Woo Woo Blaaa Blaaaaaahhhhhh (Splash) Gators win and cover 27-14!!!

#10 LSU Tigers (10 pt FAV) @ Mississippi State Bulldogs....

A lot of people say Coach Les Miles looks like Kurt Russell......??????????.......I don't get it; or see it!!!

To me, he looks more like a cross between Game Show Host and John McCain----with a baseball hat!!!

Now, as far as Coach Dan Mullen goes; that's an easy one------He's definitely a cross between the Hunchback of Notre-Dame and Cousin Eddie from "Christmas Vacation"!!!.... (You know I'm right!!!)

LSU's motto for this week will be.........

"Georgia beat me once, shame on you; Georgia beat me twice, shame on me!!!" ........And this is exactly what could happen this week in StarkVegas if the Tigers come in hung over from the Georgia loss!!!

I have no idea what the Bulldogs are planning to do on offense with Tyler and Dak but if the play calling has improved this week then it won't matter who's in at QB.  If LSU QB Mettenberger and the Tiger offense show up ready to play, then the Bulldogs will get blowed up on national TV!!!....But that ain't happening  this weekend because the Tigers will come stumbling into Davis Wade Stadium sleep walking all the way til the 4th quarter and that is why I have this game a close fight!!!......Ole Bully will hang around for a while but in the end, Mike the Tiger wakes up!!!....Bayou Bengals win but do not cover 33-27!!!

Missouri Tigers (1.5 pt DOG) @ Vanderbilt Commodores....

The Tigers have been lighting up their opponents score boards all September long and are now sitting undefeated at 4-0!!!.......Sounds good don't it???...Well, as they say in Missouri ----"SHOW ME!!!"

This week the Tigers of Mizzou get their first taste of SEC action with the Commodores of Vandy!!!

Mizzou is averaging over 45pts per game and Vandy is averaging 35pts per game----Shootout right???...Well, their average pts per game last year was about the same and that final score of that game was 19-15 with Vandy coming out on top!!!...That will not be the case this year because Tiger QB James Franklin will be playing in this game this year and he's healthy!!!.....Expect a shootout with a different result!!!!....Tigers win straight out and won't need points to cover 35-28!!!