Thursday, September 12, 2013
#25 Ole Miss Rebels (2.5 pt DOG) @ Texas Longhorns....
What is 26 minus 15???? Just 26......and that would be the Longhorns newest AP ranking after losing to BYU last weekend!!!......The Longhorns fell from grace by going from #15 to #26 in the latest AP ranking----or as I like to say, they are now ranked #25.999999!!!(I'm all about being more positive........and sarcastic!!!) Texas got their butt ran over by a big ole Church bus from Utah!!!! When that big ole Mormon Church bus finally came to a complete stop it had traveled over 679 yards in total offense with 550 of those yards coming in the form of rushing yards!!! ...Longhorns "Beware"!!!!...or in this case "Bo-wear"!!!...Bo Wallace and The Church of Colonel Reb of "Lateral-Play" Saints is travel in a red, white and blue bus full of hungry black bears!!!.........Big Bo Wallace has but "ONE" message to send to the Texas Longhorns--------and that is------"I mess with Texas! "............Unfortunately Big Bo's message never makes it to the Longhorn's locker room...Apparently, he tried to mail it to Manny Diaz's office and it came back "return to sender"........Over the past decade, Texas has enjoyed a home winning record close to 80%!!! Longhorns win and cover 34-31!!!
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