Today's Game Schedule.

          Game                   Time   TV          XM   Sirius

Vandy @ Texas A&M    11:21 SEC TV   199   136
Vols @ Alabama             2:30  CBS          91    91
S.Carolina@ Mizzou       6:00  ESPN2     198   111
Furman @ LSU              6:00  PPV         201   110
Florida Atl @ Auburn     6:30  FSN         199   136
Idaho @ Ole Miss          6:30  CSS         200   139

Thursday
Kentucky @ Miss St     6:30  ESPN          91    91

Vanderbilt Commodores (18 pt DOG) @ #16 Texas A&M Aggies….

Johnny Manziel was seen wearing a arm sling at Monday and Tuesday’s practice…..Reporters were asking Coach Sumlin if Johnny Football would be able to recover from his shoulder injury to his throwing arm before this Sat...urday’s matchup with Vandy. Coach Sumlin said “Who,,,, Johnny???...Ohhhh, he’s not hurt!!!”……The reporter then asked why Johnny Manziel was wearing an arm sling…….and then Johnny Football stepped into the conservation and said “Because it looks cool!!!”………Then he took off the sling, signed it and then gave it back to the reporter and told him that he now owed him a hundred dollars!!! The reporter said I don’t have a hundred dollars!!!…..Johnny Football said that was alright because he now offers the Johnny Lay-a-Way plan and he could just pay him later!!!......Johnny is “Money” and can do just about anything on a football field except play defense for the Aggies!!!(Well, he could probably do just as good or better!!!)…..The Aggie defense is pitiful and would have trouble stopping a screen door from shutting!!!!....Vanderbilt, on the other hand, didn’t luck up and accidently beat Georgia last week…….They have a good football team and have been outstanding in the second half all year long (including loses!!!)…..Vanderbilt is too good to get beat by 18 points against this Aggie defense. Johnny Football is going to get “HIS” but so are the Commodores!!!.......Aggies win and do not cover 42-38!!!

Tennessee Volunteers (28.5 pt DOG) @ #1 Alabama Crimson Tide….

If you’re a BAMA fan you might want to go ahead and stock up on toilet paper and Tide laundry detergent…..I’m not just referring to the obvious ----Roll TIDE Roll!!!....I’m talking about “2TONS of FUN” going total “Crazy Elephant” on the Volunteers!!!,,,,, Big AL is going to stomp the crap out of the Volunteers so bad that he’s going to end up splattering half the stadium in the process!!!....Tennessee’s win over South Carolina was a good win for Coach Butch Jones to build on----He just ain't going to start construction this week!!!.....Tide wins and covers 42-13!!!

Furman Paladins (45.5 pt DOG) @ #13 LSU Tigers….

LS-Who!!!....LS-Who!!!....LS-Who!!!...LS-Who!!!......I bet “LS-Who” being chanted over and over from the student section at Ole Miss is still ringing in coach “Less” Miles’s ear from a week ago!!!......The Tigers visit to Oxford, MS didn’t go according to plan!!!….Not only did the Ole Miss Rebels defeat the Tigers but they shut out the Tigers in the first half…..That my friend has left a bad taste in LSU players’ mouths!!!! Unfortunately for Listerine----I mean Furman, they’re going to get used like mouth wash to remove the bad taste of Black Bear poop!!!...The Tigers will take a swig of Furman, swish them around, and then spit-n-score-----and then repeat!!!......Bayou Bengals win but do not cover 50-7!!!

#21 South Carolina Gamecocks (2.5 pt DOG) @ #5 Missouri Tigers….

Whoever said the following quote must have been a very smart man!!!!---“You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can’t pick your friends nose!!!”…..He might even be the same guy that gave me the following advice; you never bet against a streak and you never bet against the house!!! Well, these Tigers have both things going for them!!! I was “slow to grow” my love for Mizzou but after last week’s offensive performance against a beat-up, but still solid, Gator defense; I am “NOW” convinced, the Tigers are for real------and the world is probably coming to an end!!!....loll….The Tigers are on a 7 game winning streak plus they’re playing at home--------------How can you bet against them??? And for the Gamecocks, winning this football game means everything!!!.....The Gamecocks must “win out” plus hope & pray that Bo Wallace or Johnny Football takes out Missouri before the end of the season!!!...If the Gamecocks can beat the Tigers this weekend, all the malls in Columbia, SC will be sold out of Aggie and Rebel football jerseys by Sunday night!!! Unfortunately for the Gamecocks, the Tigers just have too many things going for them this year; momentum, home field advantage, offense weapons galore, the current SEC sack leader- Michael Sam, a back-up QB that might even be better than their injured quarterback James Franklin but most importantly the Tigers will have an edge over the Gamecocks with their “high tempo-no huddle” conditioning!!!......Tigers win and cover

Florida Atlantic Owls (23.5 pt DOG) @ #11 Auburn Tigers….

I’ve been watching National Geographic most of my life and I have yet to see an Owl kill-n-eat a Tiger! The reason----Tigers are apex predators which mean no other animal looks at them as prey. Now, this is not to say that other animals won't kill a Tiger; such as a black bear from Ole Miss or an elephant from Tuscaloosa, or even other Tigers from Missouri or Baton Rouge!!!!...So, you want to know who-o-o, who-o-o going to win this game???...........Well, who-o-o, who-o-o gives a hoot???.............Auburn fans do!!!! Ok, continue reading, this should be a hoot!!!....loll… (Ok, I couldn’t help myself!!!)…Most of the recent media buzz I’m hearing right now is all centered around Auburn‘s QB Nick Marshall and his personal development at QB over the past few weeks!!!!....Don’t get me wrong, he’s the main reason Auburn is off to a 6-1 start!!!….But, I just want to throw a “shout out” to Auburn’s RB Tre Mason. His ability to make jump cuts at full speed going thru the line of scrimmage and still have the explosiveness and power to finish off runs with him only weighing 205lbs is just amazing to watch!!!.....Auburn is definitely getting better each week. In fact, looking at Auburn’s schedule, they’re probably going to be 10-1 when Dick Satan comes to town!!! Assuming they keep improving and are able to avoid major injuries----Bama watch out!!!.........As far as the Florida Atlantic Team goes, they have been mostly competitive all year yet find themselves sitting at 2-5. They’ll come to play but in the end they will find themselves 2-6!!!!.........Tigers win and cover 42-17!!!

Idaho Vandals (41 pt DOG) @ Ole Miss Rebels….

Idaho’s mascot the “Vandals” is a German Viking named Joe Vandal that supposedly “vandalizes” his opponents!!!!....... Mississippians from Oxford may not know much about Joe Vandal the German Viking who vandalizes by "land&sea" but they know a whole lot about Johnny Vaught the Ole Miss Rebel who “Vandalized” the SEC!!!.....This game isn’t about who wins!!!......This game is about how well the Rebels handle their own success!!!................Can Coach Freeze get the Rebels up for an inferior opponent??? Can Bo Wallace replicate his performance he had a week ago?? Can Angelina Jolie adopt another child??? Can Kim Kardashian keep her pants on???..........Inquiring minds want to know!!!...... :`)

Rebels win and do not cover 52-14!!!

Game Schedule Saturday, Oct 26th Central Times

          Game                   Time   TV          XM   Sirius

Vandy @ Texas A&M    11:21 SEC TV   199   136
Vols @ Alabama             2:30  CBS          91    91
S.Carolina@ Mizzou       6:00  ESPN2     198   111
Furman @ LSU              6:00  PPV         201   110
Florida Atl @ Auburn     6:30  FSN         199   136
Idaho @ Ole Miss          6:30  CSS         200   139

Thursday
Kentucky @ Miss St     6:30  ESPN          91    91

Kentucky Wildcats (10 pt DOG) @ Mississippi State Bulldogs….

Welcome to the 2013 Mississippi-Kentucky Derby!!!

And now the call to the gate.......

FIRST horse arriving at the gate is LaDarius “Tender Hoof” Perkins and he seems mighty perky today!!!

SECOND horse to arrive to the gate is Wildcat QB Jalen “Stone Bruise” Whitlow and he looks raring to go but still seems to be favoring that right foot!!!

THIRD horse making his way to the gate is Wildcat QB Maxwell “Smarty Pants” Smith and he’s prancing around high stepping with his head held high today!!!

FOURTH horse to make his way to the gate is “Heart Attack” Dak Prescott. He sure seems ready to go with all his high stepping and strutting he did before entering the gate!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAnd their off!!!!

Tender Hoof hops out to a lead going into the first turn…..Stone Bruise pushes him to the inside rail…..Smarty Pants and Heart Attack are jockeying in the rear…….Stone Bruise is widening now as Tender Hoof is starting to drop back……And down the stretch they come!!!!....Stone Bruise is pulling away as Smarty Pants and Tender Hoof shuffle toward the back…..Heart Attack makes an inside move and passes Smarty Pants and Tender Hoof…..Heart Attack is two links back and starting to gain on Stone Bruise….It’s going to be a two horse test to the wire!!!!......Stone Bruise is showing signs of fatigue….Heart Attack is coming on strong!!!.....It’s nose to nose and toes to toes!!!.....HOLY COW!!! Heart Attack just passed Stone Bruise with a 100 yards to go and he’s still gaining, and gaining aaaaaaaaaaaaand it looks like “Heart Attack” Dak Prescott is going to win by about 14 links!!!! Amazing performance today…..Let’s go ask jockey Jameon Lewis where he found all that speed on the backstretch!!!......Bulldogs win and cover (by 14links) 35-21!!!

Game Schedule Saturday, Oct 19th Central Times

          Game                       Time     TV     XM  Sirius

Georgia @ Vandy           11:00   CBS    199    92
S Car. @ Tennessee       11:00   ESPN    91    91
Florida @ Mizzou           11:21  SEC TV 200  112
Auburn @ Texas A&M   2:30    CBS    199     92
Arkansas @ Bama          7:00    ESPN   199    92
LSU @ Ole Miss            7:00    ESPN2  200  112

Arkansas Razorbacks (28 pt DOG) @ #1 Alabama Crimson Tide…

Did anyone watch the Arkansas -South Carolina football game last weekend????? Or, as I like to call it; The 2013 Homecoming Day Massacre!!!….The Gamecocks absolutely destroyed the Razorbacks 52-7!!! Ouch!!!......One amazing (or concerning) stat that sticks out in that game is the time of possession. The Gamecocks possessed the football slightly over 43mins vs. the Razorback’s time of possession which was slightly over 16mins!!!......WOW!!! (How does that even happen in an SEC match-up???)…….It’s glaringly obvious at this point that if you can stop freshmen RB Alex Collins, plus field an average secondary, then you’re going to beat this Razorback team!!!.....On the other side of the field, there’s a Killer Elephant by the name of Big AL and he’s going to be honing his killer instincts this weekend as he faces this Arkansas team. Turn your head now if blood and guts isn’t your thing!!! The Razorback’s 8 inch tusk won’t stand a chance against the thick skin of Big AL. Big AL will start off by using his 8 foot long tusk to inflict pain into the offensive side of the Razorbacks. And just when the Razorbacks think they have stopped the bleeding; their defense start to cave in from the enormous pressure being applied from the shear mass of Big AL’s butt sitting on them all day long! It’s all over but the crying!...Tide wins and covers 41-10!!!

#6 LSU Tigers (8 pt FAV) @ Ole Miss Rebels….

Hey, who loves “Little Johnny” jokes???

Little Johnny’s teacher ask her students-----“Ole Miss Rebels recently changed their mascot in an effort to better reflect the University’s personality. The Ole Miss Rebels wanted to be several different mascots including a Black Bear, a Land Shark and a Hotty Toddy Man before settling on just one…….Can anyone guess the name of the new mascot at Ole Miss???”………Little Johnny raised his hand ----“Is it Sybil???”

Well, what can you say???......Johnny was “Money” last weekend in Oxford!!!......I guess it’s too soon to be telling “Little Johnny Manziel” jokes!!!....loll….What’s worse than a 3 game losing streak?.....A four game losing streak!!! And that’s exactly what the Rebels are facing this weekend as they host #6 LSU!!!......The Rebels are “Beat Up” pretty bad after three straight SEC games…..The biggest loss coming from DE Robert Nkemdiche who’s out 2 to 3 weeks with a pulled hamstring!!! Several backup defensive players, including Big Bo Wallace, are going to need a have a career night if they expect to have a chance against the Tigers!!!…….And on the other side of the field, LSU quarterback, Zach Mettenberger, is gonna be attacking the Rebel secondary like a spider monkey jacked up on Mountain Dew!!! And his counterpart, RB Jeremy Hill, is going to rush for so many yards against this weaken Ole Miss defense that the State of Mississippi might introduce a new children’s book for first graders named:

“Fun with Matt and Jeremy”------See Jeremy Run, Run Jeremy Run……Run, Run, Run…..Fun, Fun, Fun…..Son-of-a-Gun Gun Gun!!!…….Bayou Bengals win and cover 38-28!!!

#24 Auburn Tigers (13.5 pt DOG) @ #7 Texas A&M Aggies….

“Crazy Legs” starring Johnny Manziel will be opening this weekend at the Aggie-land Theater!!! Showtime is at 3:30pm eastern and tickets are limited, so come early if you want to get a seat.

A dramatic thriller action based on real events of a young college football player who wins the Heisman trophy as a freshmen and then almost losing his eligibility due to signing autographs for cash. After “Crazy Legs” gets past all of his off-field struggles, he finally gets a second chance to prove himself on the field and this is where the adventure begins--------How far will “Crazy Legs” go and what crazy things must he do to win a football game??? Roger Ebert gives “Crazy Legs” a two-thumbs-up and a “must see” movie!!!-------This movie has been rated PPG-45 (That would be about 45 points-per-game!!!).....Aggies win and do not cover 45-34!!!

#22 Florida Gators (3 pt FAV) @ #14 Missouri Tigers….

Mizzou had a huge victory in Athens, GA last weekend!!! Athens, GA kinda makes me think of Athens, Greece, which in turn, made me think about when the Greeks defeated the Romans in one of the battles fought in the Pyrrhic War……loll….ok, I’ll make my point!!!.... Have you ever heard of a Pyrrhic victory????.... Here’s the cliff note version---In 280 B.C. Greek King Pyrrhus of Epirus defeated the Romans in an epic battle but he ended up losing the war due the irreplaceable casualties he suffered in the battle. Basically, a Pyrrhic Victory is a victory with such devastating cost that it equals defeat!!!.....That is exactly, what happen to the Mizzou Tigers last weekend!!! They defeated the Georgia Bulldogs in an epic battle but in the process, they lost their starting QB James Franklin….The loss of QB James Franklin may have cost them the SEC East title!!!………and on the other side of the ball, the Gators continue to improve each week offensively and the defense continues to be outstanding!!! Gators win and cover 21-17!!!

#11 South Carolina Gamecocks (7.5 pt FAV) @ Tennessee Volunteers….

What did Carolina’s famous fightin’ chicken say to Tennessee’s prized blue tick hound dog when the dog was about to cross the road????.........”DON’T DO IT!!! They will never let you forget it!!!”

What a difference one weekend makes in the SEC!!!….. Five weeks ago Carolina’s “Hopes & Dreams” of winning a SEC Championship washed away after losing to the Dawgs in Athens, Georgia…and then Carolina seem to regress over the next three weeks as they struggled to put away seemingly weaker opponents…..and to add fuel to the fire, Spurrier, basically calls out or question’s Clowney’s heart after the Kentucky game!!!.......It appeared that Rome was definitely smoking, if not already on fire when the Gamecocks headed to unfriendly territory in Arkansas. The Razorbacks had only allowed one loss to the Gamecocks in Fayetteville, Arkansas over the past 20years. History was on their side!!!!….Then BAM-----Georgia falls to Missouri!!!...and then KABOOM----------South Carolina crashes the Razorback’s homecoming party with a 52-7 blowout!!!....Carolina now controls their own destiny!!!……On the other side of the ball, the VOLS continue to fight and continue to improve each week. Two weeks ago Tennessee had Georgia on the ropes and then let them escape with an OT victory…..Butch Davis has had two weeks to prepare for South Carolina plus he’s had two weeks to stew over the Tennessee’s loss…The VOLS will be fired up & ready to play at Neyland Stadium this weekend!...Being ready to play is one thing, stopping Mike Davis and Conner Shaw are another!….Gamecocks win and cover 35-24!!!

#15 Georgia Bulldogs (8 pt FAV) @ Vanderbilt Commodores….

Uga has been on overdrive the past few weeks licking all his wounds!!!…..In fact, he’s starting to struggle to lick with all the wounds that need to be licked!!!...…So, in an effort to help ole Uga out this week, Coach Richt has volunteered his tongue in an effort to speed up the healing process!!! FACT----Without RB Todd Gurley in the mix, Georgia’s offense becomes much more predictable which makes QB Aaron Murray a whole lot less effective which means Georgia scores a whole lot less points!!! I was shocked last Saturday when I found out RB Todd Gurley couldn’t go against Missouri (Huge!) Georgia’s loss to Missouri last week is a direct correlation to RB Todd Gurley not being able to play…Basically, if he plays in that game, Georgia beats Missouri in a close game but without him the Georgia offense is limited to about 30points per game(This game was 28-26 with 9:30 to go in the 4th Quarter)…….That being said, this week’s game with Vanderbilt presents the same scenario for the Dawgs except Vandy doesn’t have the offensive explosiveness of a team like Missouri…..Bottom-line: If Gurley is healthy and plays 4 quarters then Georgia wins and covers……But, if he doesn’t play, this game becomes a 4th quarter nail biter for both teams!!!!….I think we’ll see something in between---Gurley playing limited and splitting reps with Green and Douglas!!!....It will be limited but it will be enough to keep the Vandy defense guessing which opens the door for QB Murray to do what he does! Dawgs win but do not cover 35-33!!!

The SEC Footbal lines for this weekend

Just to get you ready for this weekends Big SEC Football games here's the lines as of Wednesday the 16th.  Updates to come soon!

Georgia (-7.5) @ Vandy
S. Carolina (-7.5) @ Tennessee
Florida (-3) @ Mizzou
Auburn @ Texas A&M (-13.5)
Arkansa @ Alabama (-28)
LSU (-8) @ Ole Miss

On your Mark...... Get Ready............

Game Schedule Saturday, Oct 19th Central Times

          Game                       Time     TV     XM  Sirius

Georgia @ Vandy           11:00   CBS    199    92
S Car. @ Tennessee       11:00   ESPN    91    91
Florida @ Mizzou           11:21  SEC TV 200  112
Auburn @ Texas A&M   2:30    CBS    199     92
Arkansas @ Bama          7:00    ESPN   199    92
LSU @ Ole Miss            7:00    ESPN2  200  112

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**************Results after Week VII**************

****Week Seven Results****

Picked 6 out of 7 winners (Straight up) 85.72%
Picked 2 out of 7 winners (Against the Spread) 29%

****YTD Results****
Picked 58 out of 64 winners (Straight up) 90.63%
Picked 37 out of 63 winners (Against the Spread) 58.73%

Game Schedule Saturday, Oct 12th Central Time

Game                              Time    TV        XM   Sirius

 
Missouri @ Georgia       11:00   ESPN     200   94

S.Carolina @ Arkansas  11:21  SEC TV  201  136

W. Carolina @ Auburn    1:00  PPV         199   93

Florida @ LSU                2:30  CBS         200   94

Alabama @ Kentucky     6:00  ESPN2     200   94

B.Green @ Miss.St.         6:30  FSN         201  136

Texas A&M @ Ole Miss 7:30  ESPN         91   91

#25 Missouri Tigers (7.5 pt DOG) @ #7 Georgia Bulldogs....

Uga, sure was happy humping on ole Smokey's leg last week until ole Smokey turned around in the 4th quarter and said it was his turn!!!!....Uga and the whole Georgia football team were very lucky to escape last week with their manhood and SEC Championship hopes still intact!!!.......Missouri "Showed Me" last week that they are for real by going into "Vandy Land" and blowing up their scoreboard.  QB James Franklin and the Tiger offense are definitely hitting on all cylinders right now are starting to look like a well oiled-balanced- running/passing machine!!!....Last week, the Georgia sideline looked more like a MASH unit than a football unit!!!......Injuries almost cost Georgia the game last week!!!.....But senior QB Aaron Murray's experience, poise and arm strengthen forced the game into OT which opened the door for the OT win....A lot of people are calling for the upset on this game but I just can't bring myself to bet against QB Aaron Murray at Athens
with the possibility of RB Todd Gurley returning to the field on Saturday!!!.....Great teams find ways to win!!!......It's a shootout, but I think the Dawgs get it done!!! Dawgs win and do not cover 42-38!!!

#14 South Carolina Gamecocks (6 pt FAV) @ Arkansas Razorbacks....

Gamecock RB Mike Davis has been outstanding this year and his stats are just as impressive. He's averaging 122.8 yards rushing per game and has 8 TDs so far this year....He could actually rush for 0 yards in this week's game against the Hawgs and still be averaging over 102 yards per game....But, you know who's stats on Carolina's team impresses me the most??? That would be Conner Shaw's numbers. He's 21-4 as the Gamecock starter and has a perfect 13-0 home record. But the one thing I like the most about Mr. Shaw is; His ability to be die a thousand deaths on the football field and still come back to life Sunday night just in time for Monday's football practice!!!  ...Shaw's unique ability to fight thru pain, injury, death and decomposure
have earned him the nickname "Little Lazarus"!!!!........On the other sideline, the Razorbacks only success this year has been to weaken teams with "average" defenses. When the Hawgs run into "above average" defensive teams, they seem to struggle. For instance, Rutgers and Florida were able to stop the running game and both lead to Razorback losses!!!......In order for the Razorbacks to win this game RB Alex Collins and Jonathan Williams must be able to run the ball in order to open up easy passing lanes for QB Brandon Allen!!!.......... Now, here's the $24,000 question----Is Carolina's defense "average" or "above average" this year????..... Well, the stats don't lie and so far this year they appear to be average!!! They are giving up almost 26pts per game!!!....A lot of people are calling for the upset on this game too,,,,, but I just can't help but think this might be Clowney's best performance of the year after listening to all the news stories questioning his commitment to this football team; plus how do you keep QB Conner Shaw from coming back from the grave to haunt you in the 4th quarter?......It's going to be a knockdown,,,,,,drag-down,,,,,,,get
dirty,,,,,,slobber knobber jobber in Fayetteville, Arkansas this weekend but I think the Cocks come thru in the end!!!  Gamecocks win and do not cover 31-27!!!

Western Carolina Catamounts (43 pt DOG) @ Auburn Tigers....

Ok, here's what you need to know about Western Carolina.........First, a Catamount is nothing more than a fancy way of saying mountain lion!!!..... Second, Western Carolina's win/lose record so far this season is a whopping 1-5!!!.........Hell yeah!!!.......And that one impressive win came from beating DII School, Mars Hill (......and that game was a nail biter!!!)........and just for the record, Mars Hill sucks too!!!!....You get
the idea?????......Now, a lot of you might be thinking; Auburn is going to be looking ahead to Texas A&M and not paying a lot of attention to this week's game with Western Carolina-----Well, you'd be right!!!.....But, it won't matter in this game!!! Auburn's starters won't see much action in the second half!!!....... QB Nick Marshall and RB Tre Mason should have for 4TDs by halftime!!! And by the middle of the 3rd quarter, Coach Malzahn should be able to take his foot off the gas and coast to the finish  line!!!!.......The Tigers main focus this week will be to "heal up" and "nut up" before going to visit Johnny Football at College Station next week!!!.......Tigers win but do not cover 49-7!!!

#17 Florida Gators (6.5 pt DOG) @ #10 LSU Tigers....

Ever heard the old saying "All good things must come to an end!"....Well, that's exactly what's going to happen this weekend when Florida's 4th ranked defense meets up with LSU's 9th ranked offense.

LSU is planning on a blowout, and at the same time, Florida is planning on a shutout; something must give or something will break!!!..........I believe something will break----------like some old SEC records!!!  LSU QB Zach Mettenberger has been outstanding this year and leads all other SEC QBs in yards passing and TDs (Yes, even more than Johnny Football and Aaron Murray).....When you add into the mix RB Jeremy Hill; LSU just looks unstoppable on offense!!!....Look for Mettenberger to find his super star WR Odell Beckham early and often; you won't be able to miss him, he'll be the guy with the football jogging to the endzone with a couple of half naked defensive backs trailing behind him looking for their jocks!!! Florida on
the other hand has to depend on DL Bullard and LB Taylor to stop the run....."IF" and that's a big if------ (literally and figuratively)...."IF", Florida can stop the run, Florida's DB Watkins is going to need to wear
about 25 jocks in order to still have one on by the 4th quarter!!!........I think this game could get ugly but I'll give Florida's defense the benefit of doubt.........Bayou Bengals win and cover 35-24!!!

#1 Alabama Crimson Tide (27.5 pt FAV) @ Kentucky Wildcats....

Hey Kentucky Fans,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ONLY 18 MORE DAYS UNTIL BASKETBALL STARTS!!!!!!........Yippee!!! Kentucky just sold-out of tickets for its first open basketball practice session within 30minutes!!!!  PRACTICE?....Kentucky basketball fans camped out to watch Kentucky basketball players---PRACTICE! This has to be disheartening as a football player when your team is struggling to get fan support and you have 40,000 Kentucky fans showing up to watch the Wildcat's basketball team practice!!! Hey, you want to know how to fix that???..... START WINNING!!!!.......On the other side of the field, Bama comes into this game "HIGH" on wins and "LOW" on motivation.....Everyone on the planet knows Alabama is going to win this game!!! So, it just comes down to how much fighting Kentucky wants to do in this game!!!......Kentucky players will come into this game with a chip on their shoulder since this game is on National TV and being played in Lexington!!! But, most importantly, all these Kentucky football players will be highly motivated to prove to the whole world that they belong!!! Thus, we're going to see a good fight from the Wildcats but at the end the day, RTR!!!....The Tide wins but do not cover 38-14!!!

Bowling Green Falcons (10 pt DOG) @ Mississippi State Bulldogs....

The Bulldogs fought the LSU Tigers hard for 3 quarters and then bottom fell out of ole Bully's britches!!!........and YES!!! It looked and smelled just like dog she-it!!!... (59-26).......I'm just hoping that the stadium staff was able to get the stains out of the LSU endzone in time for this week's game!!!.....The LSU game was the first time this year, the Bulldogs enjoyed meaningful success running the ball. But, the turning point in this game was when Dan Mullen elected to go back-to- back series with QB Tyler Russell
instead rotating back to QB Dak Prescott with 3:44 left in the second quarter.....I know what Coach Mullen's was thinking: Tyler Russell + big arm= Big TD catch right before halftime!!!.... But what he should have been thinking was; pick up 1st downs with my running back-quarterback Dak Prescott and try to position the team for a field goal or at worst, run the clock out with the lead!!!!....I think it's abundantly clear that the Bulldogs offense is more effective converting first downs with a true dual-threat quarterback under center!!!......QB Tyler Russell would be awesome playing for LSU or the Denver Broncos!!!....Those two teams have an offensive line that are capable of pass blocking even when everyone on the defense knows they're going to  pass!!! Bottom-line; The Bulldog offensive front can't protect QB Tyler Russell in predictable 3rd and long situations!!!...........In addition, I love what RB Perkins does but he's just a counter puncher and not a hole puncher!!!......This team needs a hole puncher!!!  Dak is the best short yardage running back on this team and he just happens to be the best QB for this team!!!! (Purely, based on MSU's
offense line's talent level)..........If Dan Mullen wants to win more games then he's needs to hand over the keys to QB Prescott and let him drive the offense for the whole game!!! BTW - the Bowling Green Falcons are 5-1 and have a excellent running back and a pure pocket passer behind center...It's going to be close at halftime but the puppies start to pull away in the 3rd!!! Bulldogs win and cover 35-21!!!

#9 Texas A& M Aggies (5.5 pt FAV) @ Ole Miss Rebels....

Ok, Ole Miss fans,,,,,,,, Do you want the good news or bad news first???? Exactly, let's get the bad news over with!!!.....Ok, brace yourself-----The Aggies will not have 6 turnovers in this game like they did last year. Thus, the Aggies are going to win this game!!!  How??? With the legs of Johnny Football instead of his arm!!!....Johnny Football will have his best rushing day of 2013 mainly because the Rebel defensive front is so effective in getting pressure on Manziel which forces him out of the pocket.  Unfortunately for Ole Miss, Johnny Football is just as dangerous outside the pocket as he is inside the pocket....Expect Johnny to be "Money"!!!.....and for the good news!!!----Everyone attending the game in Oxford will get to watch Johnny Manziel beat Ole Miss---IN PERSON!!!.....lollll......Hey, can someone grab me an autograph???.....This should be a fun game to watch. So, expect Bo Wallace & Jeff Scott to score at will against this weak Aggie
defense...Definitely a shootout but in the end...Aggies win and cover 42-35!!!

SEC Footballs 4 Horsemen: Alabama, LSU, Florida & Georgia.

It all comes down to this in the SEC Football world!  Provided a major slip does not occur in the SEC football kingdom, all eyes in the SEC will fall upon four teams and three games!  First on November 2, 2013 Georgia will host Florida to most likely seal the deal on the SEC East.  Georgia is looking to get the monkey off its back by winning the big one to establish itself once again to compete on the SEC’s biggest stage.  But Florida with new vigor in its step looks to make itself once again prominent in the SEC and on the national stage.  Then on November 9, 2013 Alabama takes on LSU to seal the SEC West!  This will be a game for the century.  Alabama has everything to loose and LSU has everything to gain such as a possible SEC Title and national title or even more importantly to the true LSU / SEC Football fan Respect & Revenge on the tide!  The Tide has its sights set on a hat trick of national championships!

This all leads to the game of the century and what was last years true national title game, the SEC Championship on December 7, 2013 at the Georgia Dome Atlanta, Ga!

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                                                 Week VI

*****************Results After Week Six***************

             Picked 6 out of 7 winners (Straight up) 85.72%

             Picked 3 out of 7 winners (Against the Spread) 43.00%


                                    ****YTD Results****

            Picked 52 out of 57 winners (Straight up) 91.23%

            Picked 35 out of 56 winners (Against the Spread) 62.50%

Game Schedule Saturday, Oct 12th Central Times

Game                              Time    TV        XM   Sirius

 
Missouri @ Georgia       11:00   ESPN     200   94

S.Carolina @ Arkansas  11:21  SEC TV  201  136

W. Carolina @ Auburn    1:00  PPV         199   93

Florida @ LSU                2:30  CBS         200   94

Alabama @ Kentucky     6:00  ESPN2     200   94

B.Green @ Miss.St.         6:30  FSN         201  136

Texas A&M @ Ole Miss 7:30  ESPN         91   91

Georgia State Panthers (56 pt DOG) @ #1 Alabama Crimson Tide....

Ok, everyone!!!....Prepare yourselves for the game of the century!!! National Ranked and undefeated Alabama is putting their #1 ranking on the line this week against national ranked Georgia State!!! (That ranking would be 125 out 125)....Basically we have the best team in the country playing the worst team in the country!!! Should be a real nail biter!!!.....Bama wins this game in the 1st half (probably the first quarter)...Little Nicky will just want to run out the clock in the second half, so scoring, will be limited. However, this game will offer you something that you don't get to see every day; and that is,,,,, Bama's fourth string guys in action!!!..........Big AL, the Elephant, wins big but does not cover 55-0!!!

#6 Georgia Bulldogs (10.5 pt FAV) @ Tennessee Volunteers....

Uga IX is going to be so excited when he see's Tennessee's Smokey IX sitting on the other sideline that he's probably going to start running around in circles, and around, and around, and around until he finally finds the perfect poopie place!!!(Tennessee's endzone).....Right after he scratches up about half the endzone in an attempt to cover up his new stinky friend, he's going to sprint madly over to Smokey IX to begin the courtship!!! And just like Smokey IX , the VOL's defense will immediately begin to feel the pressure the Bulldogs advance too....Georgia Fans, this is it! The planets are now lined up for you to make a run on that SEC Championship!!! There is no one left on your schedule that can outscore you!!! Florida is the only team left that can slow you down---And, they can't score!!!...But, don't take the VOLs lightly!!!....Tennessee knows that they can score on you and did many times last year!!!....The VOLS hung 44pts on the Dawgs last year in a shoot out!!!....Georgia's defense must play like they did in the last series of the LSU game if they don't want this game to be a shoot out...."No way, Jose", that the Dawgs have a letdown this Saturday with Murray behind center!!!....Dawgs win and cover 45-30!!!

#24 Ole Miss Rebels (2.5 pt FAV) @ Auburn Tigers....

Drinking orange juice right after brushing your teeth is one of the worse tasting things a person can taste. But there are many more things out there that taste a whole lot worse than OJ & toothpaste!!!

One of the worse taste and harder taste to get out of your mouth is the taste you experience when you have to eat on some of your own words!!!...Last weekend, Ole Miss QB Bo Wallace got served a big ole plate of  "CROW" with side order of "Shut the hell up!!!".......Bo Wallace made some insinuations last week before the Alabama game that he and the Ole Miss offense wouldn't have any trouble finding the endzone against the BAMA defense!!!!!.......Wellllllllll, his prediction kinda came true; he did manage to find the endzone one time when he took a sack for a safety in his own endzone!!!!........I think Big Bo Wallace is heading down to Auburn this weekend to brush his teeth and floss with a Tiger's tail!!!! Rebels win and cover 35-28!!!

Arkansas Razorbacks (11 pt DOG) @ #18 Florida Gators....

ARK coach Brent  "Bulimic" Bielema would like to purge his team of losses this year but I think he still has a few more unpleasant binges left in him before this season ends!!! The Razorback's offense has feasted the last two weeks on opposing defenses only to have the their OWN defense ram a giant finger down their own throat in the 4th quarter just in time to avoid a "high calorie" victory!!!!....So, here's the good stuff, Razorback QB Brandon Allen's return from his shoulder injury to make the Arkansas offense definitely more balanced. His down field, homerun threat increases the running lanes for already dangerous, RB Alex Collins...The only concern I see with the Hawg "O" this week is; "Not So Skinny" Bielema believes his offense line will be able to pick up the Florida defensive front and eat them like Rice Crispy Treats!!!....Well Coach Bielema, meet Florida's defensive front-Jonathan Bullard, Leon Orr and Damian Jacobs or as I like to call them---- Snap, Crackle and Pop!!! Coach, Bielema, these big nastys are going to work on you like bad cholesterol!!!...Plus Florida's QB Tyler Murphy and RB Matt Jones continue to get better each week and gain confidence.......The Bottom-line: Florida's defense is awesome and if they can get their hands on Arkansas's QB Brandon Allen, they will probably finish ripping off his injured shoulder and then begin to play "Keep Away "with him and Coach Bielema!!!...The Gators in Gainesville will be too much for the Razorbacks!!!.........Woo Woo Blaaa Blaaaaaahhhhhh (Splash) Gators win and cover 27-14!!!

#10 LSU Tigers (10 pt FAV) @ Mississippi State Bulldogs....

A lot of people say Coach Les Miles looks like Kurt Russell......??????????.......I don't get it; or see it!!!

To me, he looks more like a cross between Game Show Host and John McCain----with a baseball hat!!!

Now, as far as Coach Dan Mullen goes; that's an easy one------He's definitely a cross between the Hunchback of Notre-Dame and Cousin Eddie from "Christmas Vacation"!!!.... (You know I'm right!!!)

LSU's motto for this week will be.........

"Georgia beat me once, shame on you; Georgia beat me twice, shame on me!!!" ........And this is exactly what could happen this week in StarkVegas if the Tigers come in hung over from the Georgia loss!!!

I have no idea what the Bulldogs are planning to do on offense with Tyler and Dak but if the play calling has improved this week then it won't matter who's in at QB.  If LSU QB Mettenberger and the Tiger offense show up ready to play, then the Bulldogs will get blowed up on national TV!!!....But that ain't happening  this weekend because the Tigers will come stumbling into Davis Wade Stadium sleep walking all the way til the 4th quarter and that is why I have this game a close fight!!!......Ole Bully will hang around for a while but in the end, Mike the Tiger wakes up!!!....Bayou Bengals win but do not cover 33-27!!!

Missouri Tigers (1.5 pt DOG) @ Vanderbilt Commodores....

The Tigers have been lighting up their opponents score boards all September long and are now sitting undefeated at 4-0!!!.......Sounds good don't it???...Well, as they say in Missouri ----"SHOW ME!!!"

This week the Tigers of Mizzou get their first taste of SEC action with the Commodores of Vandy!!!

Mizzou is averaging over 45pts per game and Vandy is averaging 35pts per game----Shootout right???...Well, their average pts per game last year was about the same and that final score of that game was 19-15 with Vandy coming out on top!!!...That will not be the case this year because Tiger QB James Franklin will be playing in this game this year and he's healthy!!!.....Expect a shootout with a different result!!!!....Tigers win straight out and won't need points to cover 35-28!!!

Kentucky Wildcats (21 pt DOG) @ #13 South Carolina Gamecocks....

A short older gentlemen with glasses wearing a South Carolina hat and a Notre Dame t-shirt causally strolled into the Wildcats locker room on Wednesday and introduced himself as Mr. Lou....Immediately, he began  coaching up all the players and coaches on how to beat the Gamecocks this weekend....The more he talked; the more you could hear a distinct lisp in his voice and more it started to make sense to who this gentlemen was..... The Kentucky players including Coach Mark Stoops were all in awe with the tips on how to handle Gamecock's RB Mike Davis and QB Conner Shaw.  Mr. Lou instructed all the defensive players to whisper into Mike Davis's ear hole how cute his mother is after each tackle....He said Davis can't stand that and will fumble 4 times this weekend if they do that.....And then Mr. Lou instructed all the defensive players to whisper into Conner Shaw's ear hole how cute his dad is after each tackle... He said Shaw can't stand that and will throw 4 INTs this weekend if they do that!!! Everyone was amazed at what they had just heard and were busting at the seams to ask this gentlemen who he really was----finally one brave Kentucky player asked------"Excuse me sir, are you Lou Holtz?"

The gentlemen replied---------------"Naw, but I get that shit all the time!!!"

Then everyone asked ---------------"Then who are you???"

The gentlemen said----------------"I'm Fred Johnson from Louisville, KY, all my friends call me Mr. Lou!!!"

Finally Coach Stoops asked the obvious question-----"SOooo, Lou, where are you coaching football???" Mr. Lou answered-----"Coaching??? Never tried it,,, but I did sleep in a Holiday Inn Express last night!!! Gamecocks win and cover 42-17!!!

Vanderbilt's James Frenklin to USC??

Does Lane Kiffin hate the state of Tennessee so much that he found one last way to  poke the state with the cattle prod one last time before he goes to the house to count his money?  Kiffin took one of the nations Highest of High college football programs and with all the guidance, expertise and art of a kamikaze pilot plowed it into the deck of the PAC 12 with the likes of California, Colorado and Washington State.  Now is USC wanting to dip their toe in the healing waters of the SEC once again to see if Vanderbilt's own James 'Anchor Down" Franklin can resurrect this once storied baschen of college football?  The soothsayers of the loyal order of oval pigskins are thinking this could be, Hold on while they shake their magic 8 ball, Yes!

Franklin has been on a historic rise, that would rival the accession of Plato's Atlantis, since being whistled aboard Vandy's own deck some 2 years ago.  And no one has brought more 4 star new comers to the city of Nashville, TN since the Grand ole Opry opened up in 1925!  Franklin produced Vandy's first 9 win season in a century and their first ever back to back bowl bids!  So Tennessee hold on to your hats because the star on James Franklin's players helmets may be in his eyes and on his Rolodex in the upcoming season.  so I would have all flight from and to Nashville & LA scoped out for any transgressors in the several months!
 

Alabama Saftey Ha Ha Clinton-Dix Suspended, Coach Saban Explains.

Alabama Football safety Ha Ha Clinton-Dix has been suspended indefinitely for violation of team rules. On the specifics of the rules violation Coach Saban was quoted as saying "Don't ask me, Aight!" to further expound on the on the length of the suspension SEC Wars also found this earth shattering revelation direct from Coach Saban "Don't ask me that either, Aight!"  Clinton-Dix is a junior and one of the most experienced defensive backs for the Tide.  He is viewed as an expected first round pick in 2014.  He led the Tide with five interceptions last year,  Has 24 tackles this year. Sophomores Geno Smith and Landon Collins will fill Clinton-Dix shoes for the time being.

Game Schedule Saturday, Oct. 5th Central Times

Game                                       Time    TV         XM   Sirius

Georgia St. @ Alabama          11:21  SEC TV  199   137

Georgia @ Tennessee             2:30     CBS        91      91

Arkansas @ Florida               6:00      ESPN2   200    94

LSU @ Miss.St.                     6:00     ESPN     85      85

Ole Miss @ Auburn               6:00      ESPNU  198   139

Missouri @ Vanderbilt            6:30     CSS         199   137

Kentucky @ S.Carolina          6:30     FSN        201   135